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A man robbed a grocery store on the shoulders of two vampires.
He was arrested for shoplifting on two counts.
I showed up to my exam half an hour early. I don't even know why. Now I'm bored stupid and surrounded by younger students. -_- stupid twelvies.
Mysterium_StangerusAdd me, my minions!
One day I look at my followers, and there's 68."Oh boy, only one more left."Then next day... I look at my followers and there's 70.I missed 69!
What do they mean?
I don't know about you guys, but a certain rainbow maned pegasus is my marefriend.
spitfire has a crush on me?
My waifu Princess Luna admires me!!! *Faints*
Applebloom is my friend with benefits... O_O
3059008 Somepony's going to jail.
3059012 W-what?!
3059017 That's sex with a minor right there, and that's jail worthy.
3059021 B-but I told you I've never done anything....
3059023 The birthday game doesn't lie flutters.*A police uniform appears on me. I pull out a pair of handcuffs.*I'm going to have to take you in.
3059025 *eyes widen* B-but I-i didn't do anything!
I'm in love with Trixie.That'll be great and powerful.
3059032 Hey, watch it! She's my girlfriend!
3059033 She'll need someone to love while Applebloom visits you in jail.
3059037 ............
I gotta drink love poison with Princess Cadance.
oh well
*shrugs*
3059037 #REKT!3059033
3059040 I'll mail some donuts and a bat incase your cell mate is troublesome.
3059044 B-but.... I-I never did anything!
3059051 Well the court should see that then. You have nothing to worry about.
Until then you may worry of...t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKVe_gHxH797yE6vNiU45R8m3kiLSOb5hhlhfuMOaZvLH5rkLEB9r1nGcO
3059051 3059058
3059061 No reaction...exceptderpicdn.net/img/2015/3/14/849195/medium.jpg
We'll see how cute Pinkie Pie thinks I am when I'm ripping her heart out of her chest and eating it~Talk about eating your heart out.
3059037 You called?
I'm Applejack's idol? Strange, I live in Texas too haha.
Help! I'm being stalked by photo finish!
spitfire has a crush on me?
My waifu Princess Luna admires me!!! *Faints*
Applebloom is my friend with benefits... O_O
3059008
Somepony's going to jail.
3059012 W-what?!
3059017
That's sex with a minor right there, and that's jail worthy.
3059021 B-but I told you I've never done anything....
3059023
The birthday game doesn't lie flutters.
*A police uniform appears on me. I pull out a pair of handcuffs.*
I'm going to have to take you in.
3059025 *eyes widen* B-but I-i didn't do anything!
I'm in love with Trixie.
That'll be great and powerful.
3059032 Hey, watch it! She's my girlfriend!
3059033 She'll need someone to love while Applebloom visits you in jail.
3059037 ............
I gotta drink love poison with Princess Cadance.
oh well
*shrugs*
3059037
#REKT!
3059033
3059040 I'll mail some donuts and a bat incase your cell mate is troublesome.
3059044 B-but.... I-I never did anything!
3059051 Well the court should see that then. You have nothing to worry about.
Until then you may worry of...t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKVe_gHxH797yE6vNiU45R8m3kiLSOb5hhlhfuMOaZvLH5rkLEB9r1nGcO
3059051
3059058
3059061 No reaction...exceptderpicdn.net/img/2015/3/14/849195/medium.jpg
We'll see how cute Pinkie Pie thinks I am when I'm ripping her heart out of her chest and eating it~
Talk about eating your heart out.
3059037 You called?
I'm Applejack's idol? Strange, I live in Texas too haha.
Help! I'm being stalked by photo finish!