Pray to your impotent gods · 6:41pm Apr 22nd, 2015
Have you recently caught yourself shuddering, despair sinking deep into your gut for no reason you can divine?
Can you feel a dread chill seep into your bones?
Can you hear the distant whispers on the wind, the beat of a thousand drums in your mind, the eldrich words muttered in the deepest corners of your psyche?
Are you getting horny for no goddamn reason?
Well there is a reason for this. A fell creature stalks the land of the living once more; forgotten muscles creak back to hellish life, malicious thoughts once more churn like leaves in a hurricane, age-old eyes open, and they see you.
Bolt shut your doors, board up your windows, consecrate your homes, sacrifice your children to whatever dark gods you worship and hope, pray that this once forgotten creature passes you by.
Hide yo children
Hide yo wife
Put on yo chastity belts
Slip Kid's back
I will hunt you
I will find you
And I will flirt with you
Ask yourself: is your body ready? 
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Not ready enough
You'll never be ready enough
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Now you're speaking my language, yes, prepare to receive your lord and saviour
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Well it's too bad if you're not ready, cus I'm coming anyway
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Hmmm, maybe I will, maybe I won't
May I prepare my anus?
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You should've prepared it a long time ago
3010405 ... I'm sorry, I've preparing my throat during that time, but I'll switch over, only for you.~
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You're goddamn right, but since I am a loving and benevolent person, I'll take your throat first
3010437 PM me.~
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Hmm, will do
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The Weeaboo song is the best man
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That's only one I've really heard, and I just like it cause it's kinda hilarious.