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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 175 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 241 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 257 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 269 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 295 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Apr
10th
2015

I just had a great idea for a story. · 5:48am Apr 10th, 2015

So picture this: Set before she moved to Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle develops a form of dis-associative identity disorder to cope with her lack of social life. After becoming Celestia's personal student, she was essentially shunned by her peers and scorned by her now former friends. After her condition develops, she befriends the alternate identity living in her mind (lets call her glimmer), and over the course of a few months, slowly falls for glimmer, all the while keeping glimmer a secret from everypony. Eventually ponies find out, and things go to shit, I don't know what happens next, but if someone were to write this fic, I would love them forever.

The title would be 'A Glimmer in her Heart', or something equally cheesy/corny with the alternate identity's name.

I may try to write this out, but knowing me it wouldn't be very good.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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