An ode to a slave · 8:16pm Jul 12th, 2012

Hello Trixsters. You all know that my Waifu is, of course, The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon. I also have someone else that I love and hold dear and quite frankly, could be considered a second waifu. Who is this?

Silver Spoon.

You might be thinking, "Why Silver Spoon?" Well, it's due to a very particular fact.

I see a lot of myself in that filly.

Before I became the spirit of disorder, charged with protecting the balance of the universe by wrecking havoc on the populous, I had around 85% of my memory wiped. I do remember somethings. however. Namely 7th grade.

I had a friend. Let's call him Bob. Bob was a bitch-ass mother fucker (excuse my french) who every single person in the school hated. I was his only friend and vice versa.

My parents once asked me if I saw myself as a sidekick. I said no. It wasn't until later that I saw the truth.

Bob was a jerk. he loved arguring with people. He sometimes said he was in a destructive mood. He loved causing Chaos everywhere (Don't look at me like that. I have standards ) And he would never admit that he was wrong. In other words, he was the definition of a bully.

And I was his slave.

Since I was his friend, I was avoided as well. No one wanted to be my friend. Why was a Bob's friend?

I am not kidding, he shared my interest. That's all. Anime and video games and memes. That is ALL

He was even mean to me as well. He called me "dumbass" and "dumbshit" all the time and sometimes when I would say something, he would say "Should I care?" with a smug look on his face, discouraging me and making me feel terrible for the rest of the day,

He even threatened me. If I ever disagree, he would say "Or else I'm not your friend" Since

A) I was his only friend

B) No one else would be my friend

I had to do it. Othertimes, he would say "42. Your argument is invalid or nothing will change my mind" over and over until I gave up.

It was infecting me. When I was around him, I started to be mean and troll people too!

It was 1/2 the year until I decided to kill this friendship.

Multiple times I tried, but I kept pussying out. Eventually, this happened.

I went up to him and said "Bob-" I never finished my sentence.

"STOP FOLLOWING ME!!" he yelled. i spent the whole day on our field trip trying to end it, but aforementioned pussying out stopped me.

Another thing. I was a brony. Everyone knew and no one teased. I even did a prezi demonstration, as seen here

Which is why it hurt when he said:

"GOD!! DO YOU GAY-ASS BRONIES EVER SHUT-UP?!"

Getting angry, I said

"Well, at least everyone doesn't hate me"

"AT LEAST I'M NOT AN EMO KID WHO CUTS HIMSELF!!"

This was not true. i don't think he realized how bad that was.

This was the maddest I ever been, close enough to sock him the face. Instead, I said the most vile thing that ever came out of my mouth.

"Look. I don't know what you do behind closed doors, but you seem to like your little sister a bit too much!"

The teacher came back in. The class went silent.

I almost got suspended. But I broke up our friendship.

It was worth it.

I was free! Free as a bird!

I was the class king, for telling Bob off. I made many new friends and the 8th grade was awesome..

I even wrote a song in my happiness. It went like this.

(Start playing this song instrumental)

It began as a moral dilemma
When i first thought it was weird when I sought to eliminate
The friendship that devouring my humanity
It's true I was vague on the how so how can it be that you
have showed me the light?

It's a brand new day
and the sun is high!
All the birds are singing
that our friendship died!
How I hesitated, now I wonder why!
It's a brand new day!

All the time that you insulted me, I forgive.
All the animes you spoiled, well in honestly I'll live.
Yes man
Your slave
Mr pushover's through
Now my future's so bright and I all it all to you.
Who showed me the light

It's a brand new me!
I have no remorse!
Now the water's rising
But i know the course!
I'm gonna rock this school, gonna show good horse,
It's a brand new day!

And this class will see the friendly me
Not a joke
Not a troll
Not your lass
And you will cry and your tears won't dry
When your report card says you failed the 7th grade class!

It's a brand new day
and the sun is high.
All the angels cheering
CAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIP DIED!!
Go ahead and laugh
Cause I'm an awesome guuuuuy!!
Kiss our friendship goodbyyyyyye!!
IT'S A BRAND NEW DAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

I'm gonna stop here. Next post will talk about Silver Spoon.
I'm Super Soni-Chaos Kinesis Gaia, and I remember it, so YOU don't have to. Peace!

P.S. Before our friendship died, I told him about Cupcakes and not to watch it. He did during computers like I knew that bastard would.

I have no regrets and I think it was the best thing I ever did to that guy.