4/4 · 6:31pm Apr 4th, 2015
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I watched a Harrison Bergeron in Pony form with a happy ending. I learned that there are still people in the media outside of Fox News that aren't communists, and that some people haven't forgotten the pain brought on by Stalinism. Conformity under a charismatic leader leads to totalitarianism, terror, and misery.
I dearly hope to see more of the activities of your students in Ponyville, and not solely their travels abroad.
Are you secretly into hoofball? If you are, I know of a big, hot, strong, red stallion who would make a wonderful suitor- but you'd have to approach him. I don't know; just something to think about. I hope to hear more about you and the castle life.
From Pinkie Pie's domain,
oron61