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Lesbian Adagio Dazzle


British accents make everything 20% eviller~

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  • 419 weeks
    BUT IT WAS ME! DIOGIO!

    Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge

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  • 427 weeks
    Just a simple blog.

    You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.

    It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.

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    2 comments · 376 views
  • 446 weeks
    Happy November 5th

    I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,)
    Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~


    Oh and today's my birthday I guess...

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    29 comments · 391 views
  • 465 weeks
    It's been a long time...

    I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.

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  • 466 weeks
    160 followers!

    Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy!
    To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls!
    I'll start!

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Mar
24th
2015

Sexy Beast~ · 2:16am Mar 24th, 2015

What is this beautiful creature before my eyes?
I want to marry her, perhaps settle down and start a family with many wonderful kids...
Or just fuck it. Yeah, that's probably it.

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Comments ( 63 )

I.....agree...

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I mean.....who wouldn't right?

Kill it with fire.

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I don't know, apart from the hair it's not half bad.
PS. We meet again.

2904199 Nice to see you too, liking the new name by the way.

I want to kill it...

Got to give it credit, it takes a whole lot of skill to move your face without moving your head.
Now excuse me while I bleach my eyeballs while vomiting this abomination out of my memory bank.:pinkiesick:

You did what now? I dunno what I just saw.

that's.... uhm. it's something. the hair is so fucked up. :rainbowhuh:

Kill it before it lays eggs!

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I can't be fucked to read Mogworld.

2905720 uuhrg you want me to read it to you?
also what does that have to do wit hthis abomanition?

2905701 well ok then......

2905893 oke:

QUEEEEK QUEEEEK QUEEEEK QUEEEK.
A dream about my father chasing me through the field wit h a pig sticker took an even more nightmarisch when he started emitting a rythmic high-pitch screech. then i swam dizzily into full wakefulness to find an alarm sprite floating through the dormatory.

(first 2 sentences)

2906725 yes
but back on the topic of that... thing? please tell me what do you see in that? what am i missing here? or are some part of that bottle still lodged in your head?

2906747 If you're talking about that lube bottle that shattered on my skull,
I'll have you know I extracted most of the remains myself! As for my new waifu,
it was simply love at first sight.

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I think you're confusing "love" with dumb found terror

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oke that's it i give up. *slams door*

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ooohh god! * runs down the hallway as fast as possible *

2906721 ...if i knew that would i be here right now

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Ratardia: u hurt me feeling! Retardia smash! *Throws an entire brick wall at you*

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*on cellphone* um hi amazon lady i need some fire and holy water as soon as possible?!

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Sonata: *On the other side of the phone* What kind of taco is that?

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Sonata what are you...? *looks over shoulder at ratardia towering over me*

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ill sv u!
*Kicks Yahtzee out a window*
I won ¦D

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ooohhh that's what shards of glass feel like. *dies*

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Retardia: *Shits on your corpse*

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Ghostly Yahtzee: really?! out of the window?! you didn't even wipe. and no that glass shard doesn't count!

2907244 ehh it's my job and it pays the bills...scrub

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U FKN WOT M8???? COME AT ME AND ILL REK U!!!1

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Gay Aria Blaze: *Burns Retardia with a flamethrower*

2907267 BRING IT n00b. Imma deck you in the shnoz. Swear on me mum.

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Ghostly Yahtzee:....anyway, adagio got an ETA on the next story/chapter?

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Mummy git da camera!
Dis Skubs abot 2 git REKT!

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