Sexy Beast~ · 2:16am Mar 24th, 2015
What is this beautiful creature before my eyes?
I want to marry her, perhaps settle down and start a family with many wonderful kids...
Or just fuck it. Yeah, that's probably it.
British accents make everything 20% eviller~
What is this beautiful creature before my eyes?
I want to marry her, perhaps settle down and start a family with many wonderful kids...
Or just fuck it. Yeah, that's probably it.
Yep I can totally see why
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I.....agree...
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I mean.....who wouldn't right?
2904167 ikr
Kill it with fire.
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I don't know, apart from the hair it's not half bad.
PS. We meet again.
2904199 Nice to see you too, liking the new name by the way.
I want to kill it...
Got to give it credit, it takes a whole lot of skill to move your face without moving your head.
Now excuse me while I bleach my eyeballs while vomiting this abomination out of my memory bank.
You did what now? I dunno what I just saw.
2904160 Agreed
that's.... uhm. it's something. the hair is so fucked up.
Kill it before it lays eggs!
2904165 She's mah waifu ¦>
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Nuke it from orbit!
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I can't be fucked to read Mogworld.
2905720 uuhrg you want me to read it to you?
also what does that have to do wit hthis abomanition?
2905701 well ok then......
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Yes.
And Everything!
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This is also my Waifu.
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2905718 XD
2905902 lucky
2905893 oke:
QUEEEEK QUEEEEK QUEEEEK QUEEEK.
A dream about my father chasing me through the field wit h a pig sticker took an even more nightmarisch when he started emitting a rythmic high-pitch screech. then i swam dizzily into full wakefulness to find an alarm sprite floating through the dormatory.
(first 2 sentences)
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How so?
2906088 oh rly?
2906725 yes
but back on the topic of that... thing? please tell me what do you see in that? what am i missing here? or are some part of that bottle still lodged in your head?
2906747 If you're talking about that lube bottle that shattered on my skull,
I'll have you know I extracted most of the remains myself! As for my new waifu,
it was simply love at first sight.
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I think you're confusing "love" with dumb found terror
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burt she so purrty
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oke that's it i give up. *slams door*
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Retardia: *Rams through door*
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ooohh god! * runs down the hallway as fast as possible *
2906721 ...if i knew that would i be here right now
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Wait what? >_>
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Ratardia: u hurt me feeling! Retardia smash! *Throws an entire brick wall at you*
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*on cellphone* um hi amazon lady i need some fire and holy water as soon as possible?!
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Sonata: *On the other side of the phone* What kind of taco is that?
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Sonata what are you...? *looks over shoulder at ratardia towering over me*
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ill sv u!
*Kicks Yahtzee out a window*
I won ¦D
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ooohhh that's what shards of glass feel like. *dies*
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Retardia: *Shits on your corpse*
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scary ol' fucker
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Ghostly Yahtzee: really?! out of the window?! you didn't even wipe. and no that glass shard doesn't count!
2907244 ehh it's my job and it pays the bills...scrub
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U FKN WOT M8???? COME AT ME AND ILL REK U!!!1
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Gay Aria Blaze: *Burns Retardia with a flamethrower*
2907267 BRING IT n00b. Imma deck you in the shnoz. Swear on me mum.
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Ghostly Yahtzee:....anyway, adagio got an ETA on the next story/chapter?
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Mummy git da camera!
Dis Skubs abot 2 git REKT!