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  • 469 weeks
    Bloom and Gloom, FINALLY! Third Times The BUCKING CHARM!


    I haven't posted the review of what I thought of the episode from CMC, because, eh, I was focusing on other stuff, likewise I left alone the next one, Tank's for the Memories which SO should have gotten a review.

    But eh, better late than never.

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  • 471 weeks
    ATTENTION ALL ENTITIES! WRONG DOINGS SUGGESTION PANEL!

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  • 472 weeks
    Castle Sweet Castle, I Hate To Love It

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  • 473 weeks
    Season 5 Cutie Markless, My Thoughts

    Alright people! For those not in the know, MLP season 5, episode 1 and 2 came out yesterday, starting off the newest set of episodes in the story that will surely spark great excitement in the community, I'm here to offer my thoughts on the issue and show my appreciation for the continued franchise!

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  • 473 weeks
    Avatar Alternatives!

    Now then, I've been looking into exactly how to upload some pictures I've been dying to put over Fimfiction, I figured it would be awesome to use them when commenting on a story or something like that.

    And so My friends, BEHOLD!


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Mar
12th
2015

Hello I'm Poison Joker, Flowers anyone? · 8:57pm Mar 12th, 2015

Alright everybody, so I guess since I'm nice and settled into Fimfiction right here, I'd thought I'd give this post things a whirl, so yeah.

EXCITEMENT!

I'm Poison Joker, favorite plot device, Poison Joke. So then, since I'm new here and all, quick question, How do I upload my pictures?

I made this kicking avatar, and I'd like to add more across my future blogs, but I'm not sure exactly how to go about it, the insert image thing only works for pictures online :pinkiesad2:.

So yeah, Pleased to meet you, I hope was have a awesome time together.

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Hey Poison this is Prophet. I have been participating in your story My Little Witch just wanted to ask how, do you want me to give you descriptions of items I will be sending to Miss Fortune. Do you want me to post them on a blog on your user page or just have the item’s description written In Italics in the story comments which would mean that it would not appear to Scry Fortune as text. Please let me know

Yours sincerely Potdl A.K.A Prophet

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Hmm, italics are good, or brackets, anyway you wish to talk to me and not to Scry, I like your contributions as well to the fic, thanks for your efforts.

And yes, descriptions that find themselves to Scry would be appreciated as well, it will be a nice series of fetch quests, don't go overboard however, you can make up certain ingredients within reason, whenever you want to be mysterious to Scry and just tell me what it does, it's up to you.

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Fair enough I plan to have three items requested in each category with 5 that she can choice from most of the items will things like trolls blood, a banshee's scream, bottled nightmares, Fae wings and spirit wine. I will probably also add ingredients just before big events in the show like when Discord appear or king Sombra. I think allot of what the ingredients do will be self explanatory but if you want I will give you a list of what they do in this blog once I have finalized the list.

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Great, but, those are of course going to be difficult to fit into the story... yet again, the Everfree Forrest is a stones throw away from town, so I suppose that would work.

And yes, descriptions here would be great.

Hey Poison here the list on what each item from the list can do

Items for Trade
Tier 1
1 Vial of trolls Blood
Helps with Healing potions

1 bottle of Spirit Wine
Easy to get drunk on and tastes awesome with no hangover

10 Magic Mushrooms
Not actually magical in nature just has hallucinogenic properties

1 bottle of ghost saliva
Allow one to touch sprits/ghosts

1 Sun Stone
Glows like Small sun

Tier 2
1 vial of Frost Giant blood
Good for any cold or freezing potion

1 Bottled Banshee Scream
Cause any one to hear it to freeze of in fear

1 Bottled Sirens Song
Lulls people into a false sense of safety

1 Basilisk tooth
Can help with reversing prettification or causing it.

1 vial of Murloc Sperm
Excellent skin care product

Tier 3
1 vial of elder fire drake’s blood
Helps with fire based potions

1 Bottled Nightmare
Can be used to give someone nightmares

1 dried lust demon phallus
Used for potions of Passion

1 beholders central eye
Used to cancel out magic of any kind

1 celestial feather
Used for curing all types of ailment

Tier 4
The Corner Stone of Reality
It can get rid of all illusions and mind altering effect in an area of 5 meters from it. It also cures those who suffer from insanity or any delusions that they may have

Of course all these items from tier 1 to 3 can be used in potion making but I'll let you decide how
the last tier is for magical artifacts

hope this helps

yours sincerely Potdl

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Thanks, love the inclusions of my favourite plant in the mix.

So, question, when she does get one of these on the list, do they disappear and get replaced? Or can they be traded in multiple times? Because certainly there can't be more than two Cragadile in it's mouth, is it the big ones or the ones in the back of it's jaw?

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Most of the items will have about two to three trades in them before they disappear form both side of the list. As for the Cragadile it would be the two largest teeth in its mouth the extra large pointy one that come off the bottom jaw.

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Good to hear, I'll make sure to keep a doc about these, also, make sure to tell me when your taking away and adding things from it, would be a bother to keep making comments on the story about it all the time.

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No problems. I'll send any updates for the list here, along with what the items do.

Hey Poison

I’m sure you know what the first artifact is but if not it’s the booking from the episode Inspiration Manifestation. Here some suggestions for other two artifacts I have told Scry about.

The First is a compass with six arrows each one has the picture of one of the cutie marks from the main six. Each arrow points to the corresponding Element bearer.

The other one is a pair of dagger owned by The Pony of Shadows; a former assassin who was believed to be work for Nightmare Moon. One dagger is made up of a black metal while the other one is completely white but both have an insignia on the hilt of the sun being eclipsed by the moon. What the daggers do do I’ll leave up to you.

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Awesome, how about the smaller artifacts? I assume those are up to me to make up and put into the story then?

yep pretty much but they would be simple thing like a sword that does not loses it edge or underwear that changes to fit the pony who wearing them and other similar items.

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Hmm, alright then, I will make sure to thing up something of that nature, not really useful in many circumstances.

Hey Poison

In the latest chapter comments Kamachakta(Daideo) gave Scry the description and of what Poison Joke looks like and its effect but I myself would like to keep Scry in the dark about those it with your and Kamachakta permission I would like to have such area fragmented to make it look like someone (namely Prophet) is trying to tamper with the it. But I only want to do this with every one who would be involved consent. So what do you think. I going to send Kamachakta a message now to come read this.

your sincerely Prophet

2999333 Hmmmm... Deliberately tampering with other people's advice. You little devil, I bet you just want to see what it does to her.

But sure, go ahead, A little inter-outside entity drama wouldn't hurt, and I'm a bit curious as to what it would do to her as well.

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Sure, I will agree with the circumstances, but instead of taking out the comment entirely, let's make it garbled enough so that it only says the description, might as well give her an idea of what she is looking for.

Glad all of you made the arrangement, I'll be sure to edit the comment in the next chapter.

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Sounds good to me. Look forward to the next chapter:pinkiehappy:

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