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Lesbian Adagio Dazzle


British accents make everything 20% eviller~

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  • 419 weeks
    BUT IT WAS ME! DIOGIO!

    Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge

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  • 427 weeks
    Just a simple blog.

    You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.

    It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.

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    2 comments · 376 views
  • 446 weeks
    Happy November 5th

    I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,)
    Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~


    Oh and today's my birthday I guess...

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    29 comments · 391 views
  • 465 weeks
    It's been a long time...

    I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.

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  • 466 weeks
    160 followers!

    Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy!
    To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls!
    I'll start!

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Feb
24th
2015

420 4R1A BL4Z3 1T FGT 3L1T3 · 7:58pm Feb 24th, 2015

So I was thinking about getting Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, it looks cool and all, But I hate being surrounded by twelve year old fgts boys, just like Red Dead Redemption...
Even if I do get it, should I get it on PS4 or PS3? Sure you get better graphics on PS4, but I don't have a mic on the bloody thing yet.
3 kewl 5 me.

When kids join my session.

Also I can't wait for Bloodborne! I came when I saw the story trailer~
Which of you fgts are getting it? When it's out, we can praise the moon together!

So...
Resident Evil Revelations: 2
Graphics never bothered me anyway~
I may get it, it has Co-op and Co-op makes most things fun,
unless you have no one to play it with and end up Forever Alone.
*Looks at Dead Island and Borderlands 2*
Why not ask Aria or Sonata to play, you ask? Simple.
They're idiots.

Am I the only one that ships Claire and Barry's daughter? Thought so.

Dork Trolls II: The Troller of the Last Bin.
I liked the first Dark Souls, so why not?
(I'm aware of the mixed opinions, but Yolo)

I can't wait for The Last of Us 2 and 3!



And lastly...
.evals ym won er'uoy ,siht daer uoy fi

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Comments ( 123 )

I guess i'm a slave now......damnit

2827219
I hope you like cleaning vomit off the floor...
*Throws you a mop*
'Cause that's what ur gonna do, m8!

2827223
do you want me to where a hula skirt and sing let it go while doing so your highness:ajbemused:

1. You're an idiot!
2. I'm already your slave.
3. Binding of Isaac, get it.

2827226
What the hell?
No.
Da faq is wrong with you? :twilightoops:

Damn, Bloodborne will only come out for PS4... that's unfair... I found it awesome!

Not a bad thought.

*Runs away*

I'm not gonna be a slave!

2827230

I was being sarcastic
and why is their vomit on the floor anyways
*continues mopping*

Well, shit I read it.

2827229
1. You're a derp.
2. You are?
3. It looks boring. Aria mad?

2827232
There's no escape!
Now you must help me dissolve Sonata's cold, dead body in sulfuric acid! :pinkiecrazy:

2827234
Let's just say that was Sonata's last taco~

2827241 Can I at least we're gloves? Those tacos do a number on her body.

2827241
why can't I get that job
I watched breaking bad :pinkiesad2:

2827246
Will we ever VC?
Or better yet, play MP?

2827252
Fine, fine, swap jobs then, I guess...

No words can describe what I just read

2827257 Ewww. She swallowed a cell phone.
Catch!
*tosses*:pinkiecrazy:

2827259
where should I put the *ahem* "waste" at in the nearest dumpster or someplace else

2827262
Thanks.
2827229
*Gives it to you*
Merry Christmas, fgt~

2827263
Dump it all over Aria, she won't mind.
That whore loves being covered in Sonata's liquids,
this won't be any different.

2827266 Oh as payback for the job.
*evil grin*
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I give you your idiot back!!!

Sonata: HUGS!!!

2827271
*leaves with the liquid, comes back with large red hand print on the face and a bit of blood on clothes*
she didn't react the way you said she would

2827267 played it it sux

.evals ym won er'uoy ,siht daer uoy fi

Totally expected. Also, yes, I'm smart enough to read backwards, and didn't we establish this in the last installment?

2827278
Let's annoy her some more!
But fist we'll need to restrain her,
Don't want her going all She-Hulk on our asses.
*Gives you sedatives and a rope*

2827273 I here nothing different...

Fortunately I travel the multiverse. Pardon me.

*brings in Sonata from different world where she lived*

Enjoy your headache.

2827290
would you rather me use it on

2827291

2827291
*Knocks Sonata out then smashes her face with brick*
Oops. :pinkiecrazy:

2827302 Well there are 90,000 more so knock yourself out.

It's COD with a double jump, don't bother.

2827293
You're useless!
I'll do it myself!
*Takes rope and sedatives*
-24 hours later-
*Wakes up with a bad hangover in Sonata's bed*
What the bloody hell happened?

2827311
Well you two had a fight over who was going to be sedated and as for the rope lets just say some pretty weird shit has been done that should have not happened

2827285 that and the game is clunky as hell...plus it just feels like CoD is trying to be more like Halo...and also the multiplayer is also filled with nothing but random assholes who have no lives.

2827317 Well if your unconscious.
*grabs body and carries into closet*

*later*

Now you look like Sunset Shimmer...Hehehe What did yo think I'd do.

2827324
What about Battlefield Hardline?

2827327
*shrugs and continues to clean up the place*

2827329
Make about joke about coming out of the closet?

2827331 Battlefield is decent, not my cup of tea but its ok

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