Depending... · 1:13pm Feb 22nd, 2015
Depending on how smoothly today goes, Dash of All may or may not be updated. Yes, I'm doing a lot of writing in it, but that won't change the fact how fucking long this chapter will be.
Here are a couple of reasons why
ONE
I have to cover two, that's right, two sex scenes. First, an AppleDash; and second, a PinkieDash. Not to mention build up, inner and outer conflicts, transitioning, and slight venturing on Dashie's part.
TWO
I have to have good, creative material. I got lucky with this AppleDash scene, mainly because it's Rainbow's first time, but Applejack has more experience. For the PinkieDash scene, it will comically be the other way around; Pinkie being the clueless virgin, and Rainbow thinking she knows more based on just that alone. With this being said, I'll need to read up on how to do good cunnilingus. Right now, even, I have a tab open on good eating techniques. I'm learning a thing or two myself, actually.
THREE
This goes more with number one, but still. This chapter has so much to cover. I've done some estimations, and I've come down to note that this may be the longest chapter of anything I've written (on FiMFiction at least, I have a chapterless story that rambles on and on for about forty college ruled notebooks. And that was while I was a beginner at writing... I can't imagine how long the story will be once I edit and revise it. Lol.) with a whopping estimation of 10000+ WORDS.
Goddamn, Eris, what have you gotten yourself into?
During this binge I WILL NOT BE:
Replying and Commenting
Taking requests for random things
Favoriting or Watching
Complaining about knighty
Advertising groups
Advertising stories
RPing
Chatting in PMs
Or anything else besides writing in Dash of All
Could you guys please make sure I stay on task, maybe cheer me on or give me some pointers?
It's been too long since I've done anything with Dash of All, and I don't wanna pull a Gabe Newell.
Thanks, and for those of you who are sick of reading my shotgun round blog posts and group threads, YOU'RE WELCOME
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Cringing. Can't stop cringing.
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maybe you'll cringe some ovaries too?
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I don't think the metaphor applies in this regard.
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Meta
Phor
Phor
Four
Metafour
I DID'S THE MATHS!
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How 'bout that...you sophist.
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sophist
soph
soap
soapist
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I damn well hope you're a soapist. Like me. There's far too many smelly neckbeards on this site.
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i shower, wash my hair, brush my teeth and all that good stuff every day
i smell like good
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Can...c-can I smell you a little? *heavy breathing*
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*even heavier breathing*
no
you must suffer for your sins of not having a thirteen inch penis
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............................what?
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.............once again..........what?
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Goddammit, Eris...when you just make pony faces, I can't tell what it is that you're attempting to convey to me.
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otp
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Eris. Stop. Please. English.
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Applejack x Rainbow Dash = One True Pairing
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Ever heard of the "friendzone?" Best friends don't fuck, Eris. That's some neckbeard shit right there, sweetheart.
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so?
they're fictional ponies, and Rule 34 says there MUST be porn of it
i don't see the problem here
if its a mammal, it ain't weird to be
but... ass play is where i draw the line
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Then I'm going to write some Big Bang Theory fanfiction where Leonard gets assfucked by a gorilla on his way to work. About as plausible.
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and i'd read the shit out of that
even though i've never watched BBT
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..............I don't think been so depressed by any one sentence typed into the Internet...well...for this week at least.
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what?
i don't conform just cuz everyone else likes it.
i'll watch the show on my own time
that's actually how i got into MLP
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Oh, yeah. Don't conform to anything. That's a thing only a grown-up would say.
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grown ups was a funny movie
but not that funny
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I don't think we saw the same movie.
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movies are ovary8ed
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Haught.
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moot is a faggot
knighty is his brother
if moot is a faggot and knighty is his brother
then what is knighty?
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Who or what is "Moot?" "Moot" is an adjective used to describe something rendered ineffectual or obsolete, as to the best of my knowledge. And of course Knighty's a faggot. Haven't you seen his picture? Jesus.
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....
the answer was "he's his brother"
you've failed me
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I was aware of the riddle, but I had no context as to whom "Moot" even was or is, assuming it's a person at all.
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moot is 4chan's OP
and Rule One of 4chan states that OP is and always will be a faggot.
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Doesn't that make you a faggot in this regard, then?
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The logic has died today. And the world is still mourning, as on days like this... we're all faggots.
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i love this quote
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Hey, I ain't no faggot! I don't suck dicks! I let them suck mine! Prison rules, yo. Totally prison rules.
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The irony of this is that the British don't give two shits about The Royal Family right now. The only people who do are chubby American soccer moms enthralled with nonsensical, Gothic romances set in the English countryside during the Victorian period.
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i think cheese is swell
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Orange cheddar is good. The sharper the better. I like it fried on top of salmon steaks.
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what is your standpoint on gay marriage....
...within the Antarctic seal community?
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I dunno'...but I'm sure the gay seals are always out clubbin'.
2828327 phoque is seal in french
so... they're gay phoques
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I GET IT!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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you didn't laugh at all, did you?
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I grinned slightly. Does that count?
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Hey, what do you call a gay milkman?
A "dairy queen."
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Dairy Queen likes lips
so do i