Did it really take me a whole year to finish a new story?

Yes, yes it did, Grande.

I published my latest story on February 9th, 2014. Today is February 9th, 2015. "Surely, you got a lot of writing done in 365 days?" Yeeaaahhh...

Of course I continued writing after publishing A Not So Quiet Party. However, off the top of my head, I can count eight failed attempts at writing a story. One of the stories I remembered being utter garbage right after I finished it. Another story I realized was utter garbage in the middle of writing it. A lot of the stories I remember just staring at the blinking cursor, having no idea where the story is going. Long story short, I lost interest and stopped writing, even though I told myself that I would start again, to the point where it was a whole new level of procrastination.

First world problems aside, I did manage to write a story that wasn't total garbage and will be publishing it tomorrow. Don't be surprised when you find out that it contains lesbian horses like the rest of my stories. Plot twist: it contains a lesbian former-horse and a lesbian former-horse-fish.

P.S. I plan on changing my name, to the approximately 0 people that remember me. ;-;