Write-off and Conspiracy Theories

As most people have noticed, the submitting-your-fics part of the Write-off has been over for two days.

Thank Celestia.

This time, it was a mini-fic contest. I liked writing for it, but it looks like everyone else did too.

It had ninety three entries.

In all, it added up to sixty five thousand, three hundred and thirty eight words.

And I read each and every one of them, so that I could vote effectively.

Exactly.

But I know you don't care very much.

Let's be fair here. If I wasn't me I wouldn't care either.

Sorry, English language, for that horrible crime against grammar you just witnessed.

You want my horse words! The horse words I promised. I'm a filthy lier, in case you hadn't noticed.

And you'll be getting them! Kind of...

I'll be publishing my Write-off entry on the site, after the 11th of January, when the Write-off voting ends.

It's under a thousand words, so I won't be able to submit it, but I'll promote it as always, and provide the unpublished password.

And that's good, right? It's still horse words, no? And you love pretty pony horse words, don't you?

Please don't hurt me.

So many Rarity images! Since we're on the topic of Rarity and painful deaths, I'll give you a conspiracy theory about Rarity.

She's a potential murder.

No, really! Even worse than a crazy Pinkanema, because she has a good reason.

After all, what does Rarity have tattooed on her flank? Gems, or crystals, if you will. She finds them, and makes them into dresses.

And crystal ponies are made entirely of crystals.

She's even commented on how they must sparkle in the sunlight...

That's what she could do to the crystal ponies.

But are the crystal ponies even ponies? They seem to be slightly transparent, and they have no organs.

Look at the second, third, and fourth ponies from the left. They don't need any stupid organs!

My money's riding on them being either really sparkly demons, or idols of the hearthern pony religion, Crystalanity, that mysteriously came to life.

Or maybe they're just pretty freaks of nature.

Either way, it looks like Rarity can kill them without feeling guilty, or facing murder charges.

After all, they're not really ponies. Just big lumps of precious minerals that vaguely resemble ponies.

I'm suprised there isn't a huge black market in the Crystal Empire for selling murdured crystal ponies, to have them made into jewelry.

On a completely random note, look what crazy thing Pinkie did!

Pinkie...what? I don't even...

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[A Dark Reminder]

it added up to sixty five thousand, three hundred and thirty eight words.
And I read each and every one of them

I'd've stopped reading after 5,000 words. :V

After all, what does Rarity have tattooed on her flank? Gems, or crystals, if you will. She finds them, and makes them into dresses.
And crystal ponies are made entirely of crystals.

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