Stupendous Secretaries · 6:18am Feb 9th, 2015
"Well, this 'Agent Pansy' does seem to exist. What do you want him for? A port vacancy? We supply secret agents, not sailors! Wait, an escort agency? Oh, I've heard it all now! We don't provide p-what? Death threats? Yes, we do supply those services. Hit colts? I'm sure I can find something in the regulations. Putting a pony head in his bed? I...I think I'll have to check with the boss on that one. Well, maybe, but It'd be pricey. No, I don't think you can make me 'an offer he can't refuse'. Yes, please leave your contact details. No, we don't accept documents written in blood! Find an ink and quill, for Celestia's sake! I'm sure an able secretary would be able to find one, if you can't. Yes, please contact us once you find some invisible ink."
With that, the mare finally slammed down the phone.
"Some ponies!" she muttered. "Always over complicating things."
With a roll of her eyes, she returned to her typewriter.
Grace Manewitz, anybody?
A tiny sneak peak at the first chapter of Sugar, Sugar.
Right now, it's 1,036 words long. I think I'm nearing the middle.
It's going to be a long ride, but hopefully a good one. 
Horse words are almost always a fun ride.
By the way, I never actually got around to watching the movie being referenced here...
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Well, to be honest, neither have I.