Accent Toss-Ball · 11:48pm Dec 16th, 2014
My friend and I made a new game out of boredom. We were at my house and were running out of things to do, so we picked up my half-flat football in my yard and began to toss it back and forth. Yet, a little before that, my friend stuck a bit of grass in her mouth and began to talk like some redneck farmer, so I began to talk like a french person. Then we started insulting each other while STILL throwing the football. And thus, a game was born.
We decided to name it Accent Toss-Ball, and this is how you play the game. Which was surprisingly amusing and kept us busy for a whole hour XD. You pick any type of ball you can easily throw in your hands, then you both pick an accent. Thing is, these accents have to hate each other, like a southern belle lady, and a down town hooligan. You then go as stereotypical far as you can with your accent and throw the ball. Who ever is throwing the ball at the time has to come up with an accent by the time the ball gets back to you. You get points for REALLY good insults, or insults with double meanings. There is four ways to win. The other person runs out of insults, the other person falls over trying to catch the ball (bending over to pick up a dropped ball doesn't count), or they break accent and stereotype. A fourth way to loose is by optionally putting on a time-limit, and having the best and most insults at the end of it.
Sounds fun yes? This is literally a game where you throw a ball at each other, insulting each other and laughing about it because how you guys are acting is so stupid.
An example game might go like this.
American: Woo! Go America, land of the Hamburgers! I bet all you guys eat is SNOW!
Russian: In mother Russia, Snow eats YOU!
American: What a messed up place, full of killer blizzards, so, how many of you guys died of frost-bite?
Russian: None, for we tougher than puny Americans, hahaa!
You can see where this is going.
My personal favorites to do with my friend is when she is a southern belle or redneck farmer, and I am some douche-bag or a french person.
