Rip: FluffyDoom. Cause of death: Fangirling. · 5:13am Mar 8th, 2015
AHAHHHAAAAA DRAGON FANDOM IS IN AGREEMENT. MORE SAD BALD ELFY DUDE. MORE SOLAS.
So lately I have been publicly flaunting my love with FNAF1 2 & 3, but behind closed quarters I have been having an affair with Dragon Age 3: Inquisition, and mainly one character in that game. (Solas, because omg character depth)
So for now lets ignore the fact that I totally don't use this blog like I should (psssh, when have I ever used this blog to talk about my little pony, except for my stories), and talk about an entirely different fandom that rarely crosses with this one. Though I have seen a fanfic about that lying around here somewhere...
Dragon Age 3 is by far the best of the whole Dragon Age shabang. Number two was a piece of smelly horse crap on youtube that constantly repeated itself, and number one was the original sinkline and hook, omg I am a stupid fish in love with this bait. If I were to rate this stuff, Origins would get a 8/10 stars, number 2 a 5/10 (and everyone in the fandom fucking agrees on this too), and number three a 9/10. Really, the only two things that I hate in number three is how I can't put all my abilities in nice little easy to access boxes like in number one. I can only pick 8 abilities, laaaaaame. I get that not everyone likes to be forced to pick between 20 different abilities, but I do like that choice! And if you don't like it, then borrow from dragon age origns again and have the ability to limit your number of abilities on the bar! Anyway, the other thing I hate with a flaming passion that actually brought it down to a nine was the maps, kinda. I mostly ADORE how they made them, except for one tiny problem... I SPENT A WHOLE HALF-HOUR WALKING UP AND DOWN A WALL SO I COULD KILL A STUPID MONSTER, ONLY TO FIND NO WAYS PAST THE WALL, AND WHEN I DID, IT TOOK TWENTY MORE MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT I HAD TO GO BACK TO SKYHOLD, SPEND MY POWER POINTS, AND USE THE WARTABLE TO CLEAR OUT SOME STUPID ASS RUBLE MY ELF MAGE COULD HAVE BLASTED. Ahem. That is no exaggeration, I ausser you people, and that isn't the only map with a problem like that. Just the worse. Seriously though, did you have to make shit like that so discreet? I just wanted to kill the snow wyvern, tear out its heart, and present it to my companion so she could make stuuuuuuuff! Hehe.
Moving onto my original point, Solas and the goddamned cliffhanger. See, in drragon age you have a chance to romance some of the people with you. Not all of them, and a few people who don't travel with you, you can have flings with. This is a common element throughout all the games. Now, they through in one new element with one character only. See, your companion never breaks up with you if you keep their approval nice and high, though you can break up with them. Solas is the exception to this, and to even romance him in the first place you HAVE to be a female elf. Any class is ok though. See, throughout the game Solas has the sadness about him, though Cole is really the only companion to comment, and that is because he is half-spirit(compassion to be exact) half-human. Therefore he wants to help poor sad Solas. Getting off-topic... Long story short. For the majority of the game, you and Solas flirt, at the end of his romance he starts to get into it more, but then suddenly boom! He takes your character out into a gorgeous scheduled forest area and... Dumps you. Yup, you put all your effort into mist sad bald guy and he dumps you, though I do think his reasons are pretty good, I still want to punch him in the face/hug the stuffing out of him. See, you learn that he breaks up with you because he is (sorry da fans, spoilers!) a part of the dread wolf! To put that bluntly he is the equivalent of Loki, but for the elven gods. However, throughout the whole game subtle hints who that the dread wolf might actually be a good guy, and the ancient elves were all major pricks. Well, he wants to fix this shit. Like everything. And I so want to tell you guys everything, except I don't think I should take up so much blog space on a my little pony website just to scream about other fandoms that barely even crossover with this and omg I am rattling on like pinkie pieeeeeeeeee. LONG STORY SHORT, SOLAS IS A FACE OF MOST LIKELY EVIL ELVEN GOD WHO ACTUALLY MIGHT NOT BE EVIL, AND AT FIRST YOU ROMANCE HIM BUT HE INCREDIBLY REGRETFULLY BREAKS IT OFF (LIKE HE IS SO FRICKIN SORRY HE SAYS THAT EVERYTIME YOU ASK WHHY) AND THEN AT THE VERY END YOU SEE A LITTLE CUTSCENE WHERE HE CONFRONTS THE LAST FREE ELVEN GODDESS WHO IS ALSO IN A MORTAL LIKE FORM, SHE GIVES HIM HER POWER AND HE IS SUDDENLY GLOWING WITH BOTH POWER AND REGRET BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO RETURN THE ELVES TO THEIR FORMER STATE OF GLORY WHICH IS WHY HE BREAKS IT OFF WITH YOU.
Oh the other thing I wanted to say. I am so incredibly happy that the whole fandom agrees with me that we need more solas!
I think I summarized it the best I could. Fluffy out!
Oh no I forgot why i made this. We, the fans of dragon age 3, demand a dlc dedicated to Solas.