Another Random Blog · 5:34am Dec 14th, 2014
So, this is a little late, but there was an issue with TheGlitchInTheMatrix concerning stuff. Oh, well, we're doing this now. As some of you may be aware now, there was a new story that we published recently for your enjoyment. Master of All Trades. We had this story sitting in queue for a little while, but it's out now. Ready and Waiting for you to brutalize it with your scathing eyes of hatred and criticism appreciate to the utmost, respectfully.
Now, with the randomness, you ever come home from work/school/other mandatory social obligation, and just run to the toilet and let loose a massive log? Just reveling in the satisfaction that it brings in knowing that it felt so liberating? If you haven't or think we're crazy for thinking this, you're lying or living a very crappy life. Go get a life and stop reading about ponies.
Just take a potty break and take a nice dump. You'll feel better, trust us.
Once more, our current stories are still underway, but they are experiencing minor neglect. Starcraft II is just that great of a game. If you guys ever wanna tangle with us, bring it on! You'll most likely win, but you'll be training us to harder, better, faster, stronger players! Unintentionally breeding a Korean Class Starcrafter...
...That was a little racist, but it's true. You ever see those koreans playing Starcraft? It is amazing. Everything they do is hotkeys for the first few minutes, and then the mouse goes nuts. In one minute, they're building siege tanks and battlecruisers with the Terran, Carriers and Colossi with the Protoss, and brutalisks and scourge with the Zerg. It's not fair.
Anywho! Hope to continue to feel your love and support! Laters and hasta la bye-bye!