And here's the image!
Followers and Drunk Ponies · 4:58am Dec 8th, 2014
Apparently, I've got followers now. You people. Yes you, on the other side of the screen.
First of all; thanks. I'm new on Fimfiction, just posting my first story, and you guys are interested. It's flattering. Really.
Second of all, to celebrate, I'm doing this little Christmas-themed pony conspiracy blog post. Don't worry, it's funny. My conspiracy theory contains drunk ponies.
And now, without further ado, it's Conspiracy Theory Time!
Apparently, Berry Punch is Ponyville's town drunk. No big deal. Everyone everypony knows that. You know that. I know that.
That punch won't last long! Not with the Punch Master around.
But what if she's not alone?
In the Super Cider Squeezy 6000, Applejack says that cider sales keep the farm afloat through the winter.
And we see that everypony in Ponyville lines up for a taste of that delicious apple cider.
But how long do these sales go on?
It's obvious!
During the winter, ponies in Ponyville do nothing but drink.
Look at 'em go! And they call Berry Punch a drunkard. Hypocrites.
All winter long. Just chug-chug-chug.
It's why winter in Ponyville isn't really shown. The only time we see winter in My Little Pony is during Winter Wrap Up (and that's the very end of winter) and on Hearts Warmings Eve (and Ponyville isn't really shown, is it?)
The Apple family probably started the drink-the-whole-winter-long tradition to make money during the winter. It probably happens all over Equestria, since the Apple family is everywhere!
And followers; that's the real reason Winter Wrap Up always happens late. Everyone is so disorganized because they have massive hangovers.
I mean, just look at that face! It's the demon drink, I tell 'ya! Look at what it does to our pretty ponies!
Berry Punch seems to be just a typical pony in a nation of rainbow pony drunks.
Wow. That was crazy. It felt kind of fun, though.
Should I do more of these?
Happy Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/whatever holiday you celebrate! Party like a pony, but don't get drunk like them!
My gift to you guys will be new chapters!
I'VE BEEN FOUND!
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Best damn conspiracy I've ever seen.
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Should I do more of these? I'm good at pulling conspiracy theories out of nowhere.
By the way, how do you put images in your posts?
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Domoredomoarduemordodvbivbsndnskjebbwrn-- Yeah, it'd be cool if you did more.
How to image:
i.imgur.com/DjKePzd.png
You need the URL of the image, but it's quite simple.
Thanks! I'm on a tablet, so although I have the image button, I don't have the symbol. Thus, I just realized it existed.
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Enjoy shocked Twilight!
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Added images to the blog post. Funny, cider-filled images.
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You're welcome.