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TheDawsonator1


If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

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  • 446 weeks
    So the new story just blew up.

    Okay so i had a fic in my head for a while and I just posted it and 36 likes to 5...in the first 5 hours...yeah yeah some writers are all big and get like 100 in a few but really thanks to all you guys and girls out there, remember every grammar correction and tips are greatly appreciated.

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  • 456 weeks
    So someone did a reading of No Happy Returns. (Also, anyone a good editor?)

    Someone did one of these...for me? F**K YAY!!!!!!!!

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  • 472 weeks
    I'm Sick...why?

    I feel so hot, and not in the sexy way, you dear old Daws is offically sick, so sick he can't spell Offically right. Head, oh why you no cool down. Woe is me...THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE.....WORST.....POSSIBLE THING! Oh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *cries on fainting couch* What? You didn't expect me to be sick on the grass did you?

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  • 480 weeks
    WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!

    Since when Was I featured? When Did this happen? TEH APOCALYSPE HAS HAPPENED RUN!!! RUN FOR YOU GODDAMNED LIVES!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Yeah...that happened...

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  • 481 weeks
    So, stories in General

    Hello my little minions, how are you all doing under my rule? Good, you better be! OR ELSE I'LL WHIP YOU TILL MIDNIGHT!

    Anyway, evil jokes aside. I have 2 things to say:

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Nov
10th
2014

SO where is Human in Pony's clothing going with the story? · 1:04pm Nov 10th, 2014

So first before I start what i want to talk about...that awkward moment when you search for Christmas Bon-Bons and you get the pony in front of the students you are volunteering with and there is a smart-board...poker face activate! I was all like, You saw nothing!

Anyway...where was I? RIGHT! The show arc in the story is over, yes Rainbow Rocks is coming in the form of which, Lightning Bolt nitpicks the movie and maybe play some guitar. I mean to be honest with you guys, I could insult the Sirens all DAY! Like Adagio, the 80s called, they want their hairstyle back! Aria, You look like a teen punk girl from the 90s attempting to look cool! The 90s are over! Get over it! And then there's Sonata, if that Ponytail is that long than the hair undone must be Rapunzel size or something, Yeah I just insulted their hair, the one thing that makes a girl look hot...hey don't look at me that way, if a girl had the best boobs and ass but had a toad head, would you still bang them? I thought not, In fact change a colour and a girl can lose that hotness, Rarity knows that fact for sure. Okay why am I talking about my ideal looks for a girl, decent size boobs and ass not too thin not too fat, Red hair is awesome! although Black or Blonde hair comes second. END OF STORY!

Right, so yeah, I got to say that Rainbow Rocks just took out a lot of things Equestria Girls set up in the human world, 30 moon waiting period NO PROBLEM! I'll just use advanced maths and enter whenever the BUCK I want! No bucks given! Singing brainwashes people? Really? Did this universe gain Fan-Fiction powers or something?

Anyway, enough Nitpicking the movie, i'm sure we'll all like it despite the million flaws or just the fact it's part of the fanbase we love and tolerate. (Try saying the same to Call of Duty, lousy overpriced replica for some reason i still buy every year). So where am I going to go with this story once anything MLP Is over? Try a few comic book arcs? No, i'd rather stay away, once was enough.

So some people may ask "Hey, why is Lightning Bolt not a prince and comes OP alicorn and wrecks everything in sight?" Well, Alicorn OCs are generally disliked by the FimFiction community or basically, a Mary Sue. I made Lightning Bolt a Half-Alicorn to avoid this OPness, also to fill a potential hole into if Lightning can do this, why doesn't Twilight do this? I like to think Alicorns are not gods/goddesses, they are merely more powerful ponies and only power to a certain level. Another reason is that Lightning knows that power can corrupt with Humans and does not risk this both Politcally and the actual energy he gets. He obviously gets better and will fight more but not be untouchable say like Super Sonic in a playable level but more like just a higher leveled pony.

Next is the whole Lightning Bolt and Firefly relationship, is it really worth it? All the danger of being around Lightning Bolt? Why is that 2 ponies can't simply get some pleasure without the Universe denying this? Are they going to go further with the relationship and act more together and maybe marry and have a few kids? That remains to be seen

Last but not least is the general plot of destruction. Griffions gonna invade? Let's face it, it's always the Griffons, name one story that Zebras invade. The turmoil gonna happen in Equestria?

I am going to be honest with you, I really don't know. I have all these plots in my head (er Story ones not the flank you dirty minded bastards) But what to do?

I dunno but what I think of, it will all go well...

Before I go, I might have an idea for a fic but it may not come a thing but it may be funny if it did...I dunno, i might type it and if it looks decent, i might post it here. But i best not tell you any plotlines (Again the story ones) so i don't excite you for nothing.

Anyway it be 12am here the Australia and I am tired as buck, so goodnight to you all and I hope i didn't bore you all with my rambling...

Happy Bronying (Never saying that again)...

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