Irked

I let the stupidest things get on my nerves. Here's a list!

-Young couples that go into convenience stores and stare into the ice cream cooler for a half hour.
-Young couples in general.
-Drivers who merge into the right lane when the right lane ends.
-Other drivers in general.
-That one fly that always circles around me when I eat at a restaurant.
-Public displays of affection.
-News stations that report on famous people's Twitter posts.
-Twitter.
-Hearing people fail to quote things accurately, especially when I can quote it flawlessly.
-People that bash gays and expect me to laugh.
-Bandwagon stories. (Five Nights at Freddy's crossovers.)
-Hot bowls containing cold meals.
-People that walk and then stop or turn for no reason.
-Suicide blog posts.
-Radio edits of Sweet Child of Mine, Smokin', and Carry on my Wayward Son.
-Verizon Wireless sales representatives.
-Default text message notification noises.
-Quickscopers, drop-shotters, and cheaters in video games.
-Being in pain all the time.
-Repetitive forum posts in the FiMFiction Writer's Group.
-The one downvote every story is doomed to suffer.
-Craigslist personal ads.
-Spider webs that materialize in front of my door every morning.
-Stupid people getting famous.

And lastly...
-My grandmother.

Comments

[Metal-Max1991]

I can agree with a few of these things.

[Smaug the Golden]

What's wrong with your grandmother?

[Bandana The Reaper]

May I ask why your grandmother gets on your nerves?

[Final Draft]

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She's 94, deaf, blind, and mostly limp. We moved her into our house a few months ago and she has done nothing but cause problems. Most of it is my parents' fault, but she's intentionally being difficult. My biggest gripe is that my room is in the basement, and all I can hear above me is her walker scraping against the floor as she shuffles about. She never sits still and it drives me crazy.

[Smaug the Golden]

2497152 Ah.

[Wargame]

-The knowledge that I can no longer dunk a basketball.

[SCP049]

The things that get on my nerves are:
-Annoying coworkers.
-Stubbing my toe in the middle of the night.
- My brother's handwriting which looks like another language.
- Snowstorms
- Slow days at the Hospital
- My brother clogging the toilet.
- The way my brother says "IT's Miller time" before every surgery.

[ThatClosetBrony]

-Young couples that go into convenience stores and stare into the ice cream cooler for a half hour.
-Young couples in general.
-Drivers who merge into the right lane when the right lane ends.
-Other drivers in general.
-That one fly that always circles around me when I eat at a restaurant.
-Public displays of affection.
-News stations that report on famous people's Twitter posts.
-Twitter.
-Hearing people fail to quote things accurately, especially when I can quote it flawlessly.
-People that bash gays and expect me to laugh.
-Bandwagon stories. (Five Nights at Freddy's crossovers.)
-Hot bowls containing cold meals.
-People that walk and then stop or turn for no reason.
-Suicide blog posts.
-Radio edits of Sweet Child of Mine, Smokin', and Carry on my Wayward Son.
-Verizon Wireless sales representatives.
-Default text message notification noises.
-Quickscopers, drop-shotters, and cheaters in video games.
-Being in pain all the time.
-Repetitive forum posts in the FiMFiction Writer's Group.
-The one downvote every story is doomed to suffer.
-Craigslist personal ads.
-Spider webs that materialize in front of my door every morning.
-Stupid people getting famous.
And lastly...
-My grandmother.

Yep, YEP, yep, yep, yep, YEP, YEP, yep, yep, meh, hmm, yep, eh, meh-yeah, no idea what that is, don't have that problem, no phone, meh-um-YEP, YEP, yep, meh, eh, yep, YEP, nah.

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

-people that bitch

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

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