Twilight's Issue · 3:02pm Sep 30th, 2014
"Okay, is this on...yeah...*Ahem* My name is Twilight Sparkle, former faithful student of Princess Celestia and former Element of Magic. Well this is something I've been wanting to hide for awhile but apparently I can't anymore. I did something horrible and I feel so sorry for it but no one would hear me out. I was trying to reanimate my best friend since fillyhood, Trixie Lulamoon. She had an accident...in my home...last night...with an oven...Apparently a unicorn can't survive temperatures of 375 Celsius even with a magic field protecting them. I feel sorry for her and wanted to set things right. I had...uh borrowed a book from Celestia called the Tome of Faust. I used a reanimation spell and well now she's up and eating everypony in sight. To avoid Celestia finding out, I bribed Spike with a mountain of gems to keep his mouth shut and locked myself and Trixie inside the library. It's funny though...she won't attack me or even try to eat me. She just sits there and watches everything I do. Eat, sleep, study, she follows my every move but refuses to kill me...Strange."