When life gives you lemons... · 11:35pm Sep 13th, 2014
...you protect them from the lemon bandits. So, I was walking with two of my friends a few days back, and we found a lemon, just there on the ground. Then this guy comes up to us and steals it. It's not like it was his lemon to begin with; he just wanted it. True story.
When life gives you lemons..
Squirt them in people's eyes!
Lemon bandits are a problem, yes.