The Best Threat Ever · 9:51am Aug 30th, 2014
I will hunt you down and mail you a brick with an angry face carved into it from the post office closest to your house. I will carve a face so angry that you'll wish the face wasn't so angry, but it won't work because I carved it into the brick that I shipped from the post office nearest your house. You will find the entire experience as unpleasant as it is confusing.
Here is a face that is angry, but nowhere near as angry as the face that I will carve into a brick before shipping it to your house from the nearest post office in retaliation for such a grave transgression.
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-ClockworkMage
PS; sleep deprivation is bad for you, and it's important to sleep. Do as I say, not as I do. Yours truly, from hour thirty one.
EDIT: Horizon Runner pointed out that I forgot the face when I first posted this.
You didn't actually post the face this time.
Let me fix that.
>:[
2414116 That was a serious error on my part. Fixing the post, credit where due.
Sleep is for the weak! Also, if you mail me a brick with an angry face carved into it from the post office nearest to my house, I will find you, and mail the brick back to you from the post office nearest your house, and I will add a carton of spoiled milk with a neutral face drawn on it. This is a face that is neutral, but not as neutral as the one I will drawn on the carton of spoiled milk that I will mail to you from the post office nearest to your house, along with the brick with and angry face on it that you mailed me from the post office nearest to my house
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Sighs deeply*
So, this is the genius who criticized me.
3834578 What, not a fan of deconstructed hate mail? It's a line by line rephrase of a fairly popular copy-paste macro from around '05, with every action redone into something nonsensical without changing the avowed sentiment.