PARASPRITE TOTULLY ASKED ME 22 DO THIS U GUIZE · 1:19am Aug 30th, 2014
1 DAYY WEN PARASPRIT WAS GOING HOME FROM BEIN WITH REGIDAR MAKING BRONIES AND PEGASITURS CRIE BECAUSE THAY KNEW THEY WOULD NEVAR BE PREFECT ENOUGH TO SEX THEEM RANBOW DAZH APURED AN PARA WAS AMASED. N RANBOW SAD "DONUT B AFEARED HUMAN, U R THE CHOOZN 1.
AN PARA SAY WUT? i CAN'T B THE CHOSEN ONE!!!11!
n RAIBOW SED "U WIL B TEH NEXT PRNZESS OF EQUSTRIA"
AN THEN PARASPRURT WAS A PRINCEZ.
BUT THEN PARASPURT RELIZED SHE WASN'T NOT A HOERS
AN THEN CUZ SHE WASN SHE WAS KIKED (sry, i ment buckd) OUT OF TEH THRON.
THEN PARA WAZ EMO BECUZ FANFICTION LAWW SEZ UR HEROINE (WUT PURA WASTAKIN CAUSE SHES EMO NAO) HAZ 2 B EMO.
THEN SHE GOT OVUR IT N WENT BAK TO2 FIMFICSHUN AN UPDAYDUD SOLUTURY LOCUSS BUT THEN KNIGHTY APURED RIDIN ON RANBLO DASHEZ AN SAID "KNOT SAEFF 4 ADDDSSSSEEEEEENNNNSSSWEE111!!!!1!!!1ONE!" AN PARA GOT BAND.
THEN PARA WAITD TIL SHE GOT UNBANED.
N TEHN PURA SAW HIM. THE MAN WHO COOD EGACULAYT ON2 TE KEBROAD N STIL GT THU FETURED BOX
HIS NAM WUZ Kaidan DelRose AN HE WAS THE SEXIST MAN ALIVE.
Kaidan WUZ SEXI ENUF 2 MAYK REGEDAR LEZBIUN (EVUN THO REGI IZNT A GURL Kaidan IZ THAT GUUD1!!)
PARA HADZ HOT LIZBEAN SIX WIF REGDAR TIL REGiDEER GET BOARD AN WEN HOEM 2 MASTURBAT 2 F04LC0/\/
THEN PARA FINALY SEXED Kaidan. BUT i COODN'T SHOW TEH SEX CUZ NSFW POSTS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED.
SO THEY LOOKED AT Kaidan's EPIC GUN CULECSHIN INSTED
THE EDN
...I think I just lost 30 IQ points typing that.
Why did I do this?
To be deleted by morning, it was only written as a joke.
Oh, you can delete it all you want, but it shall be in your heart and my hard-drive forever.
Now do me. I'm the one with the long titles.
Well, its nice to know at least SOMEONE is alive. :)
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And technically writing!
...If this counts as "Writing"
2426038 Typing. You're typing. :DD I should probably start too. But I feel kinda lazy to write. :/