A Quick Thankyou

To those who have favorited and followed Chuck Norris's first attempt at writing:

Thanks guys, even Chuck Norris know what it's like to need help now. Writing is not one of Chuck Norris's many strongpoints. Chuck Norris may do things that people write legends about, but writing his own is not easy for Chuck Norris.

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[Chuck Norris]

*knows. Now you have all witnessed Chuck Norris's first spelling mistake. Congrats, Chuck Norris did it for you.

[Raven Smite]

... I... CALL... HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris would never make any mistakes EVER! Because Chuck Norris cannot fail! This is backed up by the fact that Chuck Norris both invented, and defined the Win. If you look up Win, or any words related to such, in the dictionary, the only thing there would be a picture of Chuck Norris, because when Chuck Norris and Win are put together in the same place, no definition is even needed...

[Chuck Norris]

167540

Hax you say? BAH. I scoff at those. Ever since I was forced to act as if Bruce Lee could beat me, I've been slightly out of it. Blame the fools who made the-movie-that-shall-not-be-named.

[Raven Smite]

167570 HA! See! That right there proves it! If you were the real Chuck Norris, you wouldn't have taken any of my shit! Instead, you would have jumped through the screen, and gave me a roundhouse kick to the head so powerful that it would rip a hole in the Space-Time Continuum and sent me into the middle of the Last Great Time War!

[Chuck Norris]

167585

Actually, I did do that. But it broke the world, so this is what happened instead.

[Raven Smite]

167598 So that's why I can see the Time Stream... My apologies, Master Norris, please forgive me and allow me to live on your earth a little while longer.

[Chuck Norris]

167604

Since I can't be harmed, everyone gets one pardon. Just don't let it happen again. Because seriously, it makes Pinkie Pie sad.

[Raven Smite]

167619 Gasp! The two worst things anyone could ever do! Insult Chuck Norris, and make Pinkie Pie sad!

[Chuck Norris]

167626

And you did both. Now, while I forgave you this once, I make no promises about her.