Like many Bronies, if offered a chance to go to Equestria, I would gladly accept. I did so without thinking, and it cost me. Not as much as it could have, I could have been a griffin, or dragon. Or Hell... a diamond dog. But luckily I was not. I was sent to Equestria as a minotaur. And a damn fine lookin' one too, if I may say so myself. This is the story of my adventures and exploits. May you enjoy the ride, cause it's as hairy as your mom's ass, and then some. Buckle up, nut up, and shut up, cause here. We. Go.