Update! · 8:21pm Aug 20th, 2014
Hey guys!
Hey losers.
*Sigh* Thank you Jacob. Anyways, I got a little update for you guys with a new story I'm working on, and something that will mess with my writing time. I'll just start off with my school.
I've just started at a new school, and everything seems fine. I haven't got much homework, so I can at least work on my stories when I get back home. But I'm still tired when I step through my door, and I also have to save up some money for school supplies. So that will take some time away. Now off to my new story.
As you may have noticed I'v finished my first story CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES. I'm very happy about it, and I can see a lot of you guys enjoyed the ending. And if you haven't noticed, Jacob is now here with us.
Fuck yeah!
Yeah whatever, now time to get to my new story- GAH NOT AGAIN!
Move aside, I got this.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SIT ON ME YOU DICK!?
Cause there's only one chair, and your in it, so get use to it. Anyways, whats up my insane people, it's good to talk to you all. Now lets get to this fucking story eh? Alright now this story is called No place for friendship or magic.
Keep going.
Wait, I have to read all of this!? You motherfucker!
*FART*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Good, now I can read it with your screams.
MY EYES! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!
2020, the living have died, and the dead are alive. That is our world, that is humanities world. Full of death, and depression. No laws, no government, and hardly any hope left. I could care less about it all anymore. I've gotten used to it. All I care for is survival, and that's it. I don't care for people, new governments, or the dead. I only care for me. But one day something happened while I was searching for supplies, something... strange.
Sooo, this is another zombie story eh? Alright I'm on board. Wait, warning may be humanized ponies!?
*Cough* *Cough* Y-yeah.
Don't people hate those kind of stories.
No I don't think so.
Well whatever, I got another date with human Twilight. Hey I got some spare Disford, and Trixie in the kitchen, want some?
N-naw, I'm good.
*Shrug*
More for me, later my insane people!
Thank god, well that's about it I guess. I mean other than Jacob now being here, that's about it. The new story should be posted by today, or somewhere this week. So-
FUCK THE CHICKENS!!
GET OUT!
*Sigh*
Have a good day, or night. ;]
P.s. If you have some questions for Jacob, leave them below. ;]
Jacob, if you were dropped from the stratosphere, could you potentially become an effective bunker buster and live to tell the tale? Also, keep Delta in check. You may not care for homework but we love hearing from you and he needs to be doing well in order for us to hear from you XD BURN AFTER READING
2386333 Of course I can be a bunker buster! I'M AMAZING! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!
And don't worry about old Delta here, he's under my wing.
J-J-JACOB! S-STOP CHOKING ME!! GAH!
THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH HUMAN TWILIGHTS NUMBER!!
GAH, I DON'T KNOW! HELP ME!!
2386398 You're on your own Delta. Jacob, I got his legs.
2386480 YOU- MPH!
Shhh, I'm going to take care of you.
*Drags Delta into the basement*
Be right back.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
WHERES THE NUMBER!
2386509 HAHAHA! You think he took the number? I did and she was amazing. Oh and just to let you know, shes with me now.
2386629 See, SEE he took it, he took it! Now for the love of god PUT DOWN THE SHARK!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! SHE WAS MINE!!
Can you let me go now?
SHUT UP!!
*Throw's shark at Delta*
OH FUCK ME!!
2386509 Just don't break his fingers! I gotta go Delta! Don't have too much fun! *Peels out of driveway.*
2386714 I. HATE. YOU.
2386711 We had a tons of fun. And she also said shes got's a gift to give me or something. I can not wait!
2386763 O-oh really?
*Lifts up human Twilights head*
OH FUCK!
Whats the present Twilight? WHATS THE PRESENT!? YOUR HEAD!
*Throws it into box*
HERE YA GO!!
2386778 Dam. Oh well. *Shrugs and throws the box away* Also, get the friken' shark off of Delta!
2386805 The what?
*Looks over and see's Delta fighting off a shark that is biting on his leg*
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLLY! HELP ME!!
Ooooh, right. Be right back.
*Pulls out knife*
WE'RE HAVING SUSHI TONIGHT!!
2386818 Got it I'll go now and get some pizza. Bye.
Jacob, you ever tortured someone for fun? If so, how?
2387421 Oh yeah, I do it for fun. I remember the first time I tortured someone. I used tweezers to pull off his finger nails, and toe nails. I then took a knife, and slowly cut off his right ear. Soon I got bored and broke his hands with a pipe, and just listened to him scream. It was like music. I then took a rusty knife, and just cut up his entire body. Once his body was covered in cuts, I grabbed a hand full of salt, and just tossed it on him. Man he just screamed like crazy. After a few moments, I broke some glass, and forced it into his mouth. After all of the glass was in, I just punched the shit out of him. After I was done blood just spilled out of his mouth, and onto my boots. This got me mad, and caused me to finally end it with a brick. *Sigh* That was a amazing day
2388102 I would have loved to see that. Delta, watch your back. You never know when he'll choose you.
coughcoughwinkwink