Weeeeee!!!- · 12:17pm Oct 7th, 2016
So I'm making this blog on my phone from pure boredom since my power is out. Now you all be asking why is his power out? or why is this bitch doing this and not writing a New chapter! Well my dear readers I'll answer your questions. it's because of the Damn hurricane Mathew That's hitting Florida! Yep me and Jacob are swing from the palm trees!
Weeeeee!! Hey delta u gotta get out here with a kite! it's so much fun!!
I'll be there in a minute! Okay where was I? Oh right! Mother nature being a cunt. Now I know most of you guys may be worried but there is no need. I'm not to close to the coast. I'm just getting some fucking rough winds. I mean Damn my trailer is shaking from the shit!
But anyways yeah don't worry bout old delta. The world's gonna have to do a whole lot worse to kill me. Now if you'll excuse me I have some winds to ride!
YEEEEEHAA!!!