"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" · 3:28am Aug 20th, 2014
I've been thinkin'...
Wouldn't sticking a cupcake in your eye really freakin' hurt?
I mean, with all that sugar and whipped cream-like frosting, it'd be Hell on Earth for your eye.
"Heaven on the tongue, havoc on the tooth!"
And eye...
Bonus points if you get the reference in the above quote.