Who I would dress as for Halloween.

These two make sense given my hair is still insanely long.

1. Jotaro Kujo

I have basically the same hair and because of Jotaro, I say "Yare yare daze..." with a concerning frequency.
I can also do the "ORAORAORAORA" a little well.

2. Alucard (Hellsing)

Hellsing is just really fun, and yes, I would wear the glasses, smile constantly, and maybe have his two guns as part of the costume.
EDIT: If someone asked me what I'm supposed to be, I'd answer "A real. Fking. Vampire."