7,000,000 · 7:20pm Jun 9th, 2012
...well, technically 7,066,659 at the time I'm writing thing. But whose counting?
But no! Yes! Over SEVEN MILLION WORDS I HAVE READ JUST COMING HERE TO FIMFICTION! Man, I love this fandom. I mean, which other community can produce NOVELS of increadibly well-written stories? Comedies, Adventure, Horror, Steam Punk, heck, even some decent crossovers and AUs! Not to mention all the standalone stories. Seriously, best. fandom. Ever. Novels I tell you, NOVELS!
Want a comparison to rack it up?
Ahem.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was 76,944 words. That's 1/92 of my total.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - 85,141 words. That's 1/83.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - 107,253 words. That's 1/66
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - 190,637 words. That's 1/37
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 257,045 words. That's 1/27.5
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - 168,923 That's 1/42.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Approximately 198,227. That's 1/35.5.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, that means the total for the Hairy Planter series is 1,084,170 words, or as your putting it, about 1/6.518 times! Which means you've read over six and a half times the entire Hairy Planter series in just pony fiction alone! And that's not counting all the stuff on DeviantArt, Google Docs, and Fanfiction!
Dawn: Why yes, that's actually- PINKIE?!?
Pinkie Pie: Gee, you must really like reading! Almost as much as Twilight! *gasp* Are you Twilight from the human dimension? Are you secretly a girl? Do you dye your hair? Can I be-
Dawn: *groans and pinches the bridge of his nose* Pinkie, why are you here?
Pinkie Pie: I'm here to PAR-TAH!!!
Dawn: No. This blog. Why are you here, NOW?
Pinkie: Oh, because you need me for the upcoming chapter and to help finish up the math! Now comeon! I have a massive party cannon that needs to be constructed and only a wordsmith will do! But since the only smith I know is Granny Smith, and she's too old, you're the next best thing! So now that you've been allowed to get out of work early, its time to knuckle down and write! *grabs him and runs away with him*
Dawn: Gah! *bounces against rocks* Help -thud- Stop -crack- Running! -snap-
[After-Lunch-Edit]: Hey, everyone can ignore this blong. I might've been a bit lightheaded from skipping breakfast and not having lunch when I wrote this. So we have learned that boredom + hunger + ponies = useless blogpost.
Well, at least I didn't divide by zero.
That's a lot of words. I congratulate you on your voracious consumption of pony prose.
My Good Sir I Outnumber You, But It's Great, Also Liiiiiieeeeek Your Stories
Whoa. That's a lot of words. Most of the big-shot authors I see don't read much. Well, congrats, I guess? I have no clue what to say about this....
Aha, I reached a reading milestone this week too, so congratulations to you fellow pony addict!
Sorry Pinkie, but if anyone is Twilight from the human dimension it's Meta Knight.
I'm pretty close to making it to a million. So many great stories. I feel like making one, even if it's just to give back to this fandom.
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WTH..... HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT MANY?!?!?!
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He's have to read fanfic every single day, every single second to pull that off! It's mathematically impossible!!!
well, I've read 4.3 million words in the 18 weeks I've had an account here, once again that's not including all the other stories on gdocs and deviantart, I think most writers have moved here from fanfiction(.net), which is good because fanfiction(.net) is terrible
Damn Dawnscroll, I'm not even half to where you are...
And you're exactly one week older than me on this website, so I have no excuse. Time to get reading.
I've been here for 10 weeks and I'm at 3.7 million. It's crazy how this fandom sucks you in.
I can at least boast I am 4/7 of the awesome broniness that is you!
... or I can go find the stories that I read before making an account and mark those, and surpass everyone!
HEY!
Pinkie Pie's in your head too, I see?
"The more people I infect the more parties I can throw!"
"We shall see, Mr. Mane. For now, enjoy the laser pit o' death!"
"No, mister Mane, I expect you to die and be a cheap funeral! You're gonna die now!"
"Stop him! He's supposed to die!"
Your plans for world domination will come to naught, Dr. Pinkhoof.
Do you expect me to talk, Pinkhoof?
*Boom*
And rehashing old Simpsons quotes is only part of the fun! Yes, you too could have a mind infected by the Pinkie Pie Mind Virus, all it will cost is your sanity!
"Operators are standing by! Well, they would be, except the transmission progress has already begun. The more you read from infected individuals the more of me gets downloaded into your cerebral cortex! Hehehehehehe! Oh, no, wait, what's that thing the Koreans do? Kikikikikikikikiki! I love it!"
PINKIE RUSH!
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I couldn't resist >.>
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