I am puddy right now...... · 9:41pm Aug 16th, 2014
As stated in the title, I can feel nothing but pain and cries for rest from my limbs right now. The reason for this does benefit me in the long run, but that doesn't change the short term sufferings. For you see, about six months ago, I distributed flyers to advertise my mowing services to the local community. It wasn't until earlier today, I got a call from a house that was doing pretty bad. She called me because her old services were "Unreliable and Fired" and she wanted me to take better care of her house then them. I accepted this job easily, as for the past couple years, I was only one of many people on the street that had grown tired of looking at it, and the house has been screaming this phrase at me...
Yeah, it was that bad and the driveway plus the garden were worse. I went ahead and pulled out my weed-eater and lawnmower, a couple gas cans (regular and mixed) and got to work, despite the almost 100 degree heat.
This was a mistake I currently regret greatly.
I had only gotten through with the edging, the garden, and the driveway, and my limbs felt like jelly. I had to go home and rest just so I didn't suffer a heat stroke due to my sheer stupidity. After I finished resting, I went back and saw that the woman who hired me was pulling in. I ran back up to the house and talked with her, got paid a full $100 just finish the front. Being the generous idiot I am, I helped her with loading the grass I had currently cut into her truck, and finished mowing the rest. Now the house actually looks good for the first time in years, and my limbs are wanting to put my head on a pike, my head included. I'm also going to do her backyard tomorrow.
So yeah, limbs hurt a lot right now, and I got a 100. I shall now suffer in agony with my money.
That's decent money, rest well my friend.
This is when you take out the flame thrower and, after mowing the edges, burn the middle down