Never Trust a Salesman · 2:36am Jul 21st, 2014
It's both a bit of advice and the title of chapter 12 of I Should Have Never Bought That Pony! Releasing on Tuesday!
I was inspired for the chapter after my experiences buying a car on my own. Nothing against my salesman (he was very helpful), but I don't trust the lot of them. Thirty pages of contracts requiring my signature and you're telling me there isn't something in there that can screw me over? I don't have the patience to look through it all, and even if I did, it's all technical jargen that means nothing to a mouth breather like myself (sound like any of the people in the story?).
Because I never know how long my chapters are going to be, chapter 12 may encompass Discord's day of December 27th (Black Friday) and Tiffany's journey after her father is captured by The FBI. I may just have as much fun with Discord's part as possible. (Flying a Corvette over New York traffic just because he watched Back to the Future Part II) Likely going to be a 5000+ chapter. Trying to keep the average around 3500 though. Not sure how long you guys' attention span is.
And this chapter is truly well written. My personal opinion. But I won't need my own ego telling me this anymore, because MY EDITOR IS RETURNING. Problem is, she has a degree now, which means she can charge me, and the going rate is 10 cents per word...and she hasn't edited anything since chapter 6...that's like...20,000 words ago. But because she loves the story, and I named a character after her, she's willing to give me a hand. The next thing I have her look at better not be pony related though, cause if I'm getting charged, I'm gonna have to publish. And you can't publish ponies.
Dude. Have you somebody making a cover for the story?. If you need help I could try my make it, I'm not professional but but I'm if I have inspiration enough and a good focus I could come out with something decent.
Speaking of inspiration, I just found something.
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What do you say about adapt this image to the Fic?
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It's odd, my co-worker was just telling me about that movie. Yeah, I know I could use some cover-art, and that isn't a terrible idea. I had two other ones in mind, but they're over complicated, so let's see what you can do.
2303754 I'll do my best