The highlight of my night · 6:39am Jul 19th, 2014
After work, I went to the bar with a couple of coworkers and their friends to hang out and chill. After being there for about an hour or so, the conversation somehow got to be about what we would "settle for" if you catch my drift. This is a generalization of the conversation, as I can't quite quote it word for word. For the record, the coworker I was talking with had drunk a decent bit by this point.
Coworker: "I'd tap that." *motions to girl on other side of the room*
Me: "You'd settle for anything, wouldn't you?"
Coworker: "Not everything..."
Me: "But just about anything?"
Coworker: "Eh... maybe."
Me: "As long as it has the proper set of holes, eh?"
Coworker: *gives me a dead-serious/slightly pissed stare* "I f***ing hate the fact that you're the only sober one among us."
We all have a good laugh and enjoy the rest of our evening after that. I love my coworkers, they're a great bunch of folks to hang out with.
