I need Jokes

So yeah like the title says I need some jokes

Comments

[blue blood dj]

Oh shit I don't know any. -.- <.< Your suppose to remember.

Shut the fack UPPPPP!!!

;-;

Im so sorry.

[Jenny_Hug]

It's alright btw who are ya?

[blue blood dj]

2284171 I am known as Demon Of Chaos or Frostbite23.

[Jenny_Hug]

2284234
Oh Frostbite it's you long time no see

[blue blood dj]

2284259 Indeed.

[Jenny_Hug]

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[Tony Montana]

Black jokes?

[Jenny_Hug]

2284806
Everything you can think off*

[Tony Montana]

2284809 Why don't black people take aspirin?

[Jenny_Hug]

2284817
Why?

[Tony Montana]

2284826 They're too proud to pick the cotton seal.

[Jenny_Hug]

2284829
Wanna hear one?

[Tony Montana]

2284835 Sure.

[Jenny_Hug]

2284837 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

[Tony Montana]

2284845 That's funny!

[Jenny_Hug]

2284850
Why did mickey mouse get shot?

[Tony Montana]

2284856 Why?

[Jenny_Hug]

2284862
Because Donald ducked

[Tony Montana]

2284876

[Jenny_Hug]

2284890
Woman may not hit harder, but they hit lower

[Tony Montana]

2284893

[Jenny_Hug]

2284899
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours

[Tony Montana]

2284900

[Jenny_Hug]

2284905 pl.memgenerator.pl/mem-image/true-story-bro-pl-ffffff-15

[Tony Montana]

2284912 I bet.

[Jenny_Hug]

2284916

[Tony Montana]

2284919 How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

[Jenny_Hug]

2284927
How?

[Tony Montana]

2284928 Your homework is done, room is cleaned, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

[Jenny_Hug]

2284931

[Cinders]

Here's some I like to pull off:

Roses are red violets are blue
a face like yours belongs in a zoo
don't be mad! I'll be there too
not in the cage but laughing at you
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Dad says to lazy son: when Abe Lincoln was your age he used to walk to school
Son replies: Well Dad, when he was your age he was president
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Of someone ever throws Skittles at you and yells 'feel the rainbow!' You throw a car at them and yell 'Nationwide is on your side!'
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Like a good neighbor, stay over there!

My comment would be eternal if I told you more.

[Jenny_Hug]

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