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Derpyx0


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  • 501 weeks
    Dear Everyone

    This account will be dormant for some time.
    Bye, guys.
    Officially hibernating,
    -Derpy 1 & 2

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    I Have No Words

    For this beauty:

    And this:

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  • 503 weeks
    Isn't Life Just A Big Ray Of Sunshine?!

    I hurt my wrist. Yay.

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  • 503 weeks
    Gone

    Sorry I haven't been on much (again). School is harder then I thought it would be. I have, like, three tests on Monday, and I am busy all day Sunday. I AM currently working on a story that has to do with some... personal experiences of mine. So expect some stories soon. Also, anything big I missed?
    -Derpy 2

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  • 504 weeks
    Uh.

    Dang, I don't understand how I manage to screw up EVERYTHING good in my life. First my crush, and now the story I'm writing. Plus, I have math homework. *Sighs*

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Jul
6th
2014

Story Ideas!!!! · 2:11am Jul 6th, 2014

Here are some sneak peaks on my new stories!

Wake Up:
Tradgedy
Piña Colada is a young filly who has a happy outlook on life. She is a great student, and she loves all her friends. But the minute she gets home, her happiness stops. At home, Mommy is always drinking her adult juice, and she says it's to help her deal with life. Daddy also drinks it, constantly. Piña just wants them to stop, but she can't seem to get through to them. She decides to take desperate measures, and that's when Mommy finally wakes up.
Berry Punch; Other; OC

Excerpt:
Piña Colada is a happy filly. She's got a good group of friends, and decent grades. She always smiles and waves to anypony passing by. But ponies would always wonder why she seemed reluctant to go home. Why her smile dimmed at the mention of Mommy or Daddy. But nopony questioned it. Nopony thought that something was happening. But something was.

Every other child would shout "Mommy, I'm home!" when they got home from school. But not Piña. If she interrupted Daddy, she would get in trouble. And she didn't like getting in trouble. So, when Piña got home, she quietly slid inside and ran up to her room, as quickly and quietly as possible. She did her homework perfectly. If she got bad marks, Daddy would get mad, along with Mommy. It was worse when Mommy got mad. She shot Piña disappointed looks, and shook her head. She refused to talk to her until she brought home good marks again. Daddy would hit her, but at least his hits wouldn't go past the skin. Mommy's looks dug deep into her heart; as if they were daggers piercing her very soul. She didn't like to make them mad. So she did what she always did. She stayed quiet, and she stayed good.


What If...
Comedy Random
Charlie is so lucky to be able to work where they create the wonderful show known as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If only he weren't the janitor... One night, working late, Charlie discovers something grand, something amazing, something completely, utterly, ridiculous. Let's just say, you do NOT want to know the Cutie Mark Crusaders...
Mane 6; CMC; OC

Excerpt:
"Winter Wrap Up hmm hmm dun dun," Charlie sand as he mopped the floor. Some animator spilled their coffee, and he had to clean it up. That was the downside to being a janitor. He had to clean up coffee spills. He hated coffee. The smell was disgusting. That's why he was plugging his nose, and that's why his singing sounded like a dying walrus. His singing normally sounded like a dying elephant! Suddenly, he heard something.

"What is that, excuse my harsh language, atrocious noise?" the mysterious voice said.

Tabitha? Rarity's voice actress? What's she doing here? Charlie thought.

Clip clop, clip clop. Charlie heard the sound of hooves. Was someone still working? Sometimes the editors worked late, but it was 10 o'clock! He shouldn't be here either, but he needed the extra hours. He needed the extra money... But that didn't matter right now. What mattered was the clip clops. What were they coming from?

So, you like? Tell me what you think!
-Derpy 2

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