), I'll link it to you guys. In the meantime, ask your friendly neighborhood Martian whatever your heart desires.
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Happy birthday, America! · 12:49am Jul 5th, 2014
From the islands in the Caribbean, to the British Isles, we all come to celebrate the birthday of the land of the free and the home of the brave. All except al Qaeda and the country that took 60 hostage once, they must be plotting its downfall. So, I got a theory... a crazy one, at that...
What if the Brits set them up as a little competition, saying, "If you manage to set up a government and defeat us in a rebellion, you get to rule and expand the land you're placed onas much as you like, without our consent." Sounds a bit crazy, I know, but who isn't allowed to? So, well, happy 'Murica day, and enjoy the fireworks and BBQ for me, 'kay? Bye, for now.
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Anita C Seriene · 286 views
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Just gonna say that we don't celebrate Independence day at all in Britain. We mention it, we mock it, we get on with our lives, knowing that we're still the better people
2258359 If only I could copy-paste links on this device...
2258368 Your country started this whole mess, mind you. You created America the way Mojo Jojo created the Powerpuff Girls and how ice cream cones were made. Unintentionally and accidentally. We also helped you with World War II, so ya, 'nuff said.
2258494 Not a mess, just organized chaos..
2258494 tbh, in ww2, we were doing a fine job at last man standing
2259414 Good point...