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Criticul


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  • 517 weeks
    Totally not dead! (By most standards*)

    So, the thing is, I've had a pretty rough year. I'm talking the kind of year that leaves you with literally no free time at all, and you end up completely forgetting about everything else. But hey! I feel like I came out on top after all that, and I'm in a situation where I'm able to devote my time to one thing or the other. The thing is, I'm not entirely sure what I should do, or more

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  • 574 weeks
    I don't know what I'm doing.

    Really, I don't. It's strange, once I stop and think about it, how much both I, and this site, have changed since I first joined forever ago. (Not actually forever ago) I remember when I first joined, and my English skills were so mediocre that I wasn't quite sure how anybody could find joy in anything I wrote. Yet many of you did, and I thank you all for that. Some of you, somehow found some

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  • 610 weeks
    The Greatest Excerpt Ever

    I looked through the Gideon bible in my motel room for tales of great destruction.The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zo-Ar, I read. Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of Heaven; and He overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

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  • 614 weeks
    Steps to having no life:

    Step 1: Download Complete Works of Lovecraft
    Step 2: Read the fuck out of Lovecraft
    Step 3: Why are you still here? Read Lovecraft.

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  • 615 weeks
    So

    It's been like...what, almost a month now? Where the fuck have I been, you ask?

    Iceland.

    You heard me, your brave, heroic writer pal has been braving the volcanoes of iceland.

    Okay, that's a complete lie. I've been doing stuff. Fun stuff.

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Jun
3rd
2012

An eccentric blog where I tell you about my life · 5:18am Jun 3rd, 2012

Okay first thing's first..

Because of course... nobody really gives a shit about me, right? That's not sad and depressing shit, that's just me realizing this is the internet. Eh, forget I said anything I'm fine.

Look at me, straying away from the point of the blog. I'm sure you're all wondering (not really): "Where the hell have you been Criticul!? What have you been doing!? We miss you bro!"

Well the answer to that is simple actually. Nothing. For the past... however long, I have done absolutely nothing. Shame really, but I gotta tell you, my mind is feeling fresh. I'm actually ready to write again, believe it or not.

What does this mean? At this point, I'm not entirely sure. What I can tell you is that I'm feeling good about writing, the break from fanfiction has helped me more than I ever thought it would. Feels good bro. I'll be up and writing before you all know it.

So yeah, there you have it. Everything's going good, just thought I'd give you guys a quick update and stuff. So, how do we end this? Saucy Human Redheart? I think so.

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Comments ( 6 )

..."Where"? Grammar issue...

150554 I never get a nurse like that! >:| Lol, you can thank Vargras for that, he showed it to me. :P

150555 No, that's correct. Where, referring to the blog. The blog is in a 'location' on the internet, so where is correct. :3

150567



"Where the hell have you been Criticul!? We miss you bro!"

Well the answer to that is simple actually. Nothing.

You have been at a place called nothing.
At least, that is how my mind equated it...

150573 Ah, you meant that 'where' Be more specific, where is one of my favorite words! That one is wrong, thanks for pointing it out. My mind travels like 80 different pathways at once and I get mixed up. :P

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