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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

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Jun
2nd
2012

You just got tagged! Hooray!!!... Not. · 12:03pm Jun 2nd, 2012

Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people

About me:
-I still have to wait a week before the summer vacations. Woe on me. :fluttershysad:
-I speak fluent swedish, english and french, and I'm considering taking courses in german.
-I have a rather strange eating disorder: every vegetable I put in my mouth gives me the urge to belch.
-I write all my fanfiction and stuff like that on my dad's old Macbook Air since my own PC failed catastrophically. So I'm typing on a at least three year old laptop with a broken hinge (meaning I must support the screen with my collection of Baudelaire books), with shifty Youtube failures and that can barely run Minecraft without chopping/lagging after fifteen minutes.
-I've been playing videogames since i was five, starting with Age of Empires 2.

Questions I'm supposed to answer:
1. How, when, and where did you become a brony?
-Dunno. I found some pretty crazy MLP/DS and MLP/halo crossovers on Fanfiction.net, so I just had to watch the show to see what the fuss was all about. Guess how that turned out to be.

2. What Are your plans for the impending zombie apocalypse?
-Run to the nearest hardware shop, steal a chainsaw and then flee to my country house.

3. You find yourself trappen on a tiny island in the middle of the Atlantic ocean without any means of food, aside from your companion Luna. Would you kill and eat luna in order to survive, or would you rather survive long enough to watch HER starve to death (assuming she does not have the capabilities to teleport or fly you both to safety)
-Assuming I have a DS and Ace Attorney, I won't have to eat at all. Luna on the other hand... I have no idea.

4. Holly shit! WHAT IS THAT THING BEHIND YOU?!
-Oh hai Mark.

5. Where do fillies come from in your opinion?
-You see, when a mother pony and a father pony like each other very much...

6. How do Kit Kat bars retain their amazing taste, no matter how much you eat them?
-Sugar, spice, and a lot of good things.

7. Why is Ditzy Doo's cutie mark a stream of bubbles?
-Uh... She makes soap?

8. Celestial empire, or New Lunar Republic?
-To my great shame, I have never read any stories about that universe. So I have no idea who to pick.

9. Do you think crossing over MLP with South Park is a good idea, or a bad one? (for the characters, i mean)
-Yes. Yes. YES.

10. Have you seen all of the asdfMovies?
(if not then you need to. Like, NOW.)
-Of course.

11. WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO START THIS CHAIN OF TAGS?!
-Well...

Now my questions to you:
1. Who is the best: Slender Man or Slendermane?

2. How do you solve every problem?

3. What is your weapon of choice?

4. Waffles or pancakes?

5. You are trapped in the SCP Foundation (link). There's been a containment breach. What do you do?

6. Would you augment your body with mechanical parts? (Like this guy)

7. Have you ever read Cupcakes or any other gorefic? How did you react?

8. Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

9. Is a man entitled to the sweat of his brow?

10. Would you learn to play the saxophone for the sole reason of playing like the Epic Sax Guy?

11. And finally... Who is best pony?

People I've tagged:
-RarityFigma
-MattoftheMoar58
-Divinus Crepusculum
-Iambrony

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Comments ( 6 )

9. No! says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor! No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God! No! says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone!

:rainbowlaugh:
Your answers are hilarious dude!!!

@9: *whispers* truth be told, i actually am planning on doin this fic! :rainbowwild:

Wait...... What the hell :rainbowhuh:

5. We are all epically screwed...

The tag IT BURNS!!! :flutterrage:

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