May we praise Luna... you know what. No, let's not bother Luna with this.

Hello people,

so far I am not impressed with what was presented so far at E3. It's rather dull and expected most of it.

Oh look, it's a new Assassin's Creed.
Oh look, it's a HD Remake of Halo, because we can't bother to finishes the game (though a beta for the new game is interesting).
Hey, remember that one indie title which made indie titles like tripl3A ones? You know Limbo or what it was called. Yeah, there making it EXACTLY the same again for Xbox One, the console of repetition. (You heard it here first, people.)
Oh look, there is going to be a new Tomb Raider, which was a suprise to whom exactly? No really, who out there actually thought this was going to be a single thing? Also #Consoleofrepetition
So Halo and Call od Duty made a love child. Let's see how that is going to fail epically.

but the sarcasm aside, so far on either platforms I haven't found anything that sparks my interest.

Sure, me being a AC fanbon ish type am interested in 4 player co op AC, but on the other hand that gameplay trailer... well you did all of that alone in AC2, 2.1, 2.2 and 3... Needing another person to do your job is uhm how to put it... not good? I just need to see more than a "live" played game of that before I can make a judgement.

The new Fable game does look interesting, but at the same time it's Fable... Fable 3 was so dull and easy. The only problem I had in that game was leveling up to max level. I even had no problem beating the last mission. It was just insane.

and the "suprise appearence" of Conkor in Project Spark is not a suprise, well it was a suprise, but it's not a suprise that it couldn't have been made in there. Project Spark is powerful and seriously nothing is suprising anymore if someone creates a fucking calculator in Minecraft or a goddamn whole new game in fucking Trails: Evolution. There is a fucking miniture golf game in fucking Trails: Evolution. Powerful World Editor aren't special anymore.

There are things like Scalebound or Sunset Overdrive that I would be generally exicted for if I owned a Xbox One, but I did not waste my money on that thing. I might play them at a friend's place, though I hardly think he would get a game like Scalebound.

As for remake, I don't think that most remakes are bad, but something like a Halo Remake isn't anything special, unlike a Rachet and Clank Remake which happens to get a movie as well... even though it already played very much like a movie... Man, last year was a lot better.... Seriously two of the third games which looked good so far are Insomniac Games's games and the other is a new and promising IP, but we all know how that song goes, right Destiny?

Oh Destiny, you joker. When will you come out of your closet and say that you're gay uhm I meant a MMO? Wrong thing, sorry to all homosexuals reading this.
But really that trailer is not for what they want to sell, it was a trailer for a Co op offline RPG FPS, which we already know is called Borderlands. Damn it, I meant Destiny.
At least we got a little bit of the story Borderlands, I mean Destiny will have.

Once upon a time there was this evil dark stuff which wanted to kill humans and that evil dark stuff kills humans with other aliens from space..... gooood this sounds already soooo creative.
So some weird cube flying thingy (don't ask me what that was... it was weird) tells someone that HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE TO SAVE HUMANITY along sides with some dudes, because they're Travellers and are the Guardians of Humanity. Could you please decided wether you want your MC to be Travellers, Guardians or the Chosen Ones? Seriously ESO made a better thing out of the story than this did.
Soo at which points does this game start to be a online multplayer game and not Borderlands? Because after this trailer everyone who didn't know what Destiny was so far, knows it even less know.
and what's with the entire "OMG it doesn't look like the concept anymore" thing. This game has even changed the slightest since we first saw it.

There is nothing to say about Destiny, because so far there is nothing about Destiny to make it standout. Destiny has taken the idea of Borderlands, shoved Halo graphics in there and wrapped it brutally into a bundle with some loose story. Until there is a proper gameplay or anything else, Destiny is nothing but that and so far they're doing a excellent job of killing themselves. I atleast gotta respect that.

Bringing me to the last "big thing" of E3 so far, Division, because it's not a big thing and we got the same thing last year... They had a fucking year to prepare a proper gameplay sequence and not this "semi live" played bullshit again!? They did that last year and I want to finally see what this fucking game is about. Because if they hold information of any longer, screw them! I get my dose of Nintendo today, they will show me stuff, that will come this year and until then you have my attention, but my attention is wasted if I am looking at nearly the same bullshit gameplay footage I looked at last year.
and seriously which motherfucker wouldn't talk to his friends he's playing with?! because of the lack of conversation between the first two players, I thought this game might have a Singleplayer, because then it would have been like this.

You know what, lemme change my hashtag from the beginning. #conferenceofrepetition
Because how come that no one this huge firms learned by now, that the people that are sitting right in front of them, A) aren't all just gamers, but jounalists as well and B) that saying something is new doesn't make it new and C) there is the internet, which will ruin you but also save you, if you use it right. Stop showing flashy shit or sparkly side stuff, show the things you have and if not FUCKING GET THEM DOWN SO YOU CAN SHOW THEM IN A YEAR'S TIME!? IT'S A FUCKING YEAR! it's not helping that the fucking Apple conference was bullshit as well... uhh new icons... Seriously Steve Jobs must be crying in heaven because of all this bullshit that is happening right now. Can't someone take an example from Steve Jobs? His conference were amazing and showed what the people wanted to see. The new hardware, the performance of the new systems, what were proper changes to the systems. ARG... I really hope Nintendo brings something good today... otherwise fuck it all.

Tripl3M out. #conferenceofrepetition #itprobablycantgetworse