Q/A! (Real Life Questions/Online Questions) · 3:09am Jun 9th, 2014
How old are you:
I`m Immortal.
Are you Male or Female:
Checks Pants, I`m a Man.
Are You Gay?:
No.
What`s your favorite game:
Halo 3.
Do you enjoy penis?
...No.
Do you enjoy Crevices? (If you catch my drift):
Yes, I swim in Pink.
What`s your favorite kind of game?:
Shooter. If I can`t shoot something, I find ways to. With the exception of Minecraft.
How`d You become a Brony?:
Sigh. Back in 2010, I was bored and my friends weren`t around. My little sister was watching the Hub, it just came out and well, I had nothing better to do. MLP came on and I became... intrigued. I secretly watched episodes, not around anybody. I forgot about it and 2 years later, in 2013, it resurfaced. I caught up with the episodes and discovered Bronies. Been here ever since.
Clop Click Or Naw?:
Really? No, I don`t. I do read them, they`re entertaining. I will go out of my comfort zone and write one soon.
Favorite song?:
It`s Time by Imagine Dragons.
Where you live?:
Bye!
You do drugs?:
Blaze it up, 420!
Favorite Ponah?!:
BlackJack. From "Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons".
Got any friends?:
Nope.
Want some D?"
No.
Like Candy? ;):
...
Maybe?
Rape!:
No Brakes!
I`m Radioactive!:
All systems Go!
Use Youtube?:
Yes. Who doesn`t?
What`s your real name?:
Lube.
Because I`m Happy, Clap Along If You Feel like a Room without a Roof!:
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
Any serious diseases?:
Bipolar. Slit my thumb open with a can opener. Slit my hand open with my dog`s tooth.
I`m a stupid retard.
Watch Porn?:
Of course!
Favorite Mane Six Pony?:
Pinkie Pie.
Vaginal or Anal?:
Seriously, what the fuck?! Vaginal.
Got Milk?:
Yup, right here in my tan carton.
AOKJSINSUJSNKANNUSNISINAUNSUNSUSN!:
Hmm. Patient has signs of "English Muthafucka! Do You Speak It?!".
