jew guys are awsome yall know that · 3:34am May 18th, 2014
And so the pink purple space pirate natzi rorik of rorikstead claimed the holy mg-42 of jewness for use in the great crusade against the Chaos Daemons,Rod Serling (the guy who talks narriates the twilight sparkle), the mother bucking mutons and etherials and all those fucking aliens from XcOm project... name... EXALT... cabbabe.... pinkie Dash......and hinrich Himmler who was a fuckbag nazi ANd dont forget to show 'em your balls... buck game of thrones....Skyrim for life sons, and ARGONIAN master radroach unless you want a scrotom seaince; all we need for that is Nurgle, morgan freeman's vocal COrds znd gaysaa pat' stuart even though he has been dead since before my titan felll of youhb nkowm whab i mean and is now hung likw a big machintosh if yoiuhb know wha i means
what that a Jay Leno fly or is jeef the gay roobot skelelt ibeadadfewwwfgb fghjk,
THATS ALL FOLKS TOVArshe
And now I must send derpy out to Halo so taaht he can fite the reaper and save the good ol' US OF A from derty commie aliens who wanted to paint Soviet Lenin's face on the moon befor e we plac Regabns fave on thier.... GOD BLESS AMURICA
Not sure whether to laugh,cry, or throw up.
Just... wat.
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Sorry
I was.... a little drunk
2123041 A little?
You were hammered! You should submit this to Skippy. He'd probably publish it.
GOD BLSEZA AMERCIS 1@#
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Who's skippy
2130517 Skippy is the guy responsible for the List of 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army. He was a PSYOPS guy years ago. His blog is http://skippyslist.com/
Read some of the stuff, including the List. It made me laugh like a hyena, and almost piss myself.
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I was drunk
And because its a Nazi gun, my inebriated brain must have thought that would be funny
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The MG42 was their main Machinegun
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My drunken self must have thought that was hilarious
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I know
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You shouldhave seen me when I randomly started talking about WW2 and Star Wars
According to my brothers, it was just me mumbling to myself then yelling "FUCKING NAZI JEDI" at random intervals
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At least I didn't associate the Nazis with the sith.... I like the sith
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Indeed
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You just douse it in holy water
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Get a bucket of water and have a priest bless it
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indeed
What did I just read!
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I was hammered and high as a kite
2861218 I believe it.
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And far worse has happened XD