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TheJediMasterEd

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

TheJediMasterEd Joined 30th Jul, 2013 · Offline

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  • 1 week
    Dickens and the aliens

    Patchwork Poltergeist posted a fragment of what I hope is a story about Cozy Glow and how she got that way. It involves Flim and Flam and the way Patchwork writes them reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it until now.

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    6 comments · 62 views

  • 1 week
    Spambot w/username "Iranian scholars for liberty" or some shit

    Dropping lots of foreign-language posts. Could somebody take care of that please?

    Also just saw a spambot post flogging fake IDs. Literally, as in "Hey, get your fake IDs here!" Given the site's recent experience with underage members (ahem) the mods may want to take a look at this, at least.

    Thanks!

    3 comments · 38 views

  • 4 weeks
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

    2 comments · 81 views

  • 8 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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    0 comments · 62 views

  • 17 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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    3 comments · 98 views
May
11th
2014

Happy Mother's Day! · 5:10pm May 11th, 2014

It's that time of year when you give your mom things that celebrate your unique mother-child relationship.

For instance, I gave mine a funny card, some gift certificates to those restaurants she and my dad like, and a sincere note of apology.

Sums it up, really.





(P.S.--JOKING, PEOPLE! It was just too good to pass up but I knew I'd have to make myself the butt of it. Sheesh!)

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yamgoth
yamgoth #1 · May 11th, 2014 · · ·
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Me and my bro are at McDonald's right now and we got our mom a breakfast platter.

Our mom will be so happy we thought of her. We walked all the way here c:

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