You know you're playing Rogue Trader when... · 12:11pm May 3rd, 2014
Also, a few things I can add to the list in my relatively short time playing:
-your Explorator is now essentially dating a demon that's tried to kill him, twice, and nearly succeeded, twice.
-your Senechal's first introduction to your crew is an attempt to steal your only ship that you spent hours making how you want it, a plan that only failed because he wasn't aware of the fuckers you pissed off beforehand that wanted to shoot the very ship he tried to steal.
-your Explorator lets his demon girlfriend, affectionately nicknamed "Poppins", not only talk him into addicting his Senechal to psychic water, but also let her take control of an almost over-powered tank on what was only moments ago a sensitive mission, leading to said demon pointing a bloody cannon at the Explorator's face.
-your pilot manages to explode spontaneously in the middle of a battle and it's seen as a minor inconvenience.
-your RT has to constantly remind his crew that, despite hosting a demon intent on killing him to take his body, being insane and corrupt, and praying for the day he gets his first mental illness, he is still a benefit; you would think they'd at least give him a chance, considering he's not only a one-man repair crew and golden on anything requiring intelligence or strength, but he's also nearing a veritable mass of "fuck the hell off" in melee, armed or not.
Oh my god, this game sounds fucking awesome!
2073148 You're telling me.
2073151 Well, it's not on Steam... where can I find it?
2073176 'Tis a tabletop-style RPG. One myself and the group happen to be participating in.Our seneschal wants me dead because he doesn't trust Poppins. She's a sweetheart if you can get past the vicious, gaping maw and rows of flesh-rending teeth. Okay, so she gets a bit kill-happy too, but don't we all once in a while?
2073189 *sigh* It's times like this I wish I knew how to play tabletop RPGs/socialize with other people who also did.
2073197 You're kidding, right? We hate each other. That's why it's so fun sometimes. Unfortunately, that's also why I can't afford to die in this game.
2073225 Only solves one of my problems, though.
2073225 You know, I've got a game that's a ton of fun to play in co-op. I bet you and your friends would have a blast, and I happen to have a spare copy on Steam. If you're willing to do a trade for something I'm interested in, it can be yours.
2073849 wat game.
2080978 It's called Magicka.
2081088 Oh ye, I own that game. Never beat it though.
2081096 I'm more than willing to trade off a copy to Reaps, in return for something I'd rather like to get.
2081113 Such as?
2081189 Well, I can give you Magicka alone for EDF: Insect Armageddon, or I'll trade you the game along with some Steam coupons and trading cards for Our Darker Purpose. The former is overall a break-even deal, while the latter is 2.50 in your favor.
2081211 Unfortunately, both deals are outside of my field of availability.
2081261 Aw... Well, if Lord Ershwin thinks repeatedly murdering your little mage character in many hilarious ways while trying to make sure you don't return the favor sounds fun, he can always pick up the tab for you.
2081268 I'm sure he does, but I doubt he'll pick it up.
2081269 Aw...
2081269 Wait... how 'bout this? Promise to record and upload all of your adventures together, complete with your live voices over it, give me the link to it, and it's yours. Sound good?