I'm BAAAAAACK!!!! · 4:42pm Apr 23rd, 2014
I'M BAAAAACK!!!! And guess what?!?!?!?!? I have a new idea for some fics!!!! Yay!!!! Okay, so
Number 1:
The Children: Inspired by Children of the Night by Duo Cartoonist
After defeating Discord, Equestria is still in anarchy. Luna proposes a new world, a new colony, but Celestia says it will divide the already weakened kingdom. When Luna ponynaps many young fillies and colts to form this colony, everything becomes worse. Especially when she accidentally ponynaps a child that isn't homeless, that isn't a foster child. This pony's big brother, Storm, is determined to find his sister. He is sure that if he finds her, she'll come back. But what if she doesn't want to?
This will be a long one, and an adventure story. As well as a dark and tragedy. (Not sad, tragedy. There's a difference!) But the thing I'm most worried about is that adventure tag. I can basically write anything, except adventure and slice of life. Weird, I know. I can't write the conflicting categories! Because of my inability to write adventure, I am looking for an editor and/or (hopefully and) a prereader. If you are up for it, or you know anyone who might be, contact me please! Thanks in advance! I'm not releasing this one until I'm halfway through The Pie's and Two Worlds One Pony, by the way. Oh, and some cover art is needed. Wiggles eyebrows Anyone? Email me if you are up for it!
Number 2:
Hooves 101: When Celestia sends Twilight a small, rectangular object, she tries to figure out what it is. Also, hooves suck.
Yes, a short summery. I suck at these things. After it gets released, maybe someone can write me a better one? That would be much appreciated. This is going to be a short, 'fun story', as I call them. Some stories like this that I have written or are going to be written are The Royal Olympics and the upcoming My Little Frozen. If you liked The Royal Olympics (which will be tagged with this blog post, if you want to check it out!), then check it out! I am going to attempt to edit this one myself, like I normally do, but I might ask for an editor in the future. This is random and comedy, not two of my strongpoints, but not my weak points either. BTW, my strongpoints are sad, dark, and tragedy, like Alone. (Sorry I can't provide a link, I'm on my iPad!) I am looking for cover art as well, so please contact me if you would like to draw some! Oh, and I learned that most artists on this site want to know the entire story before they draw, and I'm not going to post it publicly! So email me!
Updates:
It's all the same! One chapter of Two Worlds One Pony, two chapters of The Pie's, and possibly My Little Frozen. Same ol', same ol'.
Crisis/Rant:
I am a HUGE shipper! I will ship anyone, and anything! I have a trillion favorite ships, inside and outside of MLP. I recently discovered the ship between AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire, and I was ecstatic! I then realized I didn't know the actual ship name for the two of them. So, I looked it up. It seemed harmless at the time! I was just an innocent youngin', frolicking in a field of sunshine and rainbows! Oh god. BTW I'm Derpy 2's inner hater. And then I thought. And I came up with a question. Here she goes.So I looked up the question. And the answer, the answer!! It was something that ripped away my innocence! And there she went. Sigh.... IT WAS THE. WORST. POSSIBLE THING!!!!!!! God. You had to use EVERY way to differentiate those words, didn't you. I. FOUND. THIS!!!!:
Boy/Boy:
cherimon = charlieissocoollike & nerimon
phan = AmazingPhil & danisnotonfire
kickthestickz = kickthepj & crabstickz
kickthefire = kickthepj & danisnotonfire
firestickz = danisnotonfire & crabstickz
AmazingStickz = AmazingPhil & crabstickz
AmazingPJ = AmazingPhil & kickthepj
tingsley = Tyler Oakley & kingsley
troyler = Tyler Oakley & Troye sivan
myler = Tyler Oakley & Marcus bulter
jyler = Jim Chapman & Tyler Oakley
toe = Tyler Oakley & Joe Sugg
tronnor = Troye Sivan & Connor Franta
connler = Connor Franta & Tyler Oakley
ronnor = Ricky Dillon and Connor Franta
rickian = Ricky Dillon and Kian Lawley
malfie = Marcus Butler & Alfie Deyes
calfie = Caspar Lee & Alfie Deyes
talfie = Tyler Oakley & Alfie Deyes
jalfie = Jack Harries & Alfie Deyes
jarcus = Jack Harries & Marcus Butler
jaspar = Jack Harries & Caspar Lee
faspar = Finn Harries & Caspar Lee
Jam/Sack = Jack Harries & Sam Pepper
traspar = Troye Sivan & Caspar Lee
shoey = Shane Dawson & Joey Graceffa
ianthony = Ian & Anthony (smosh)
jean hobbs = Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs
Boy/Boy:
cherimon = charlieissocoollike & nerimon
phan = AmazingPhil & danisnotonfire
kickthestickz = kickthepj & crabstickz
kickthefire = kickthepj & danisnotonfire
firestickz = danisnotonfire & crabstickz
AmazingStickz = AmazingPhil & crabstickz
AmazingPJ = AmazingPhil & kickthepj
tingsley = Tyler Oakley & kingsley
troyler = Tyler Oakley & Troye sivan
myler = Tyler Oakley & Marcus bulter
jyler = Jim Chapman & Tyler Oakley
toe = Tyler Oakley & Joe Sugg
cherimon = charlieissocoollike & nerimon
phan = AmazingPhil & danisnotonfire
kickthestickz = kickthepj & crabstickz
kickthefire = kickthepj & danisnotonfire
firestickz = danisnotonfire & crabstickz
AmazingStickz = AmazingPhil & crabstickz
cherimon = charlieissocoollike & nerimon
phan = AmazingPhil & danisnotonfire
phan = AmazingPhil & danisnotonfire
phan = AmazingPh
phan =
phan
Phan. Phan?! PHAN?!!?! Everyone go hide in your basements, the tornado has arrived. Phan is a HORRIBLE ship name!!! WTF is "Phan"?!?!? It's a ship na- Shut up!!!! As I was sayi- yelling, Phan is the stupidest, most idiotic ship name I've ever heard!!! I'm mean, #Merome, #Appledash, #Fluttershy! Wait, what? Is that even a sh- Do you want dinner tonight?!? Well, yes, but- Okay, then. SHUT UP!!!!!!! I mean, #Freakingtroyler But #phan?!? Hell no!!!! That is the stupidest ship name ever, and I will have no part in it!!! Wait.... But aren't you writing that Phan fan fiction? Oh, and that picture of the two of them on your iPad, and that meme/background thing you made that says, an I quote, "Keep Calm and Ship Phan". Not to mention your entire poster board is covered in- Didn't I say shut up?!? Okay, in a little while I'll have a no part of it! I give you a week. No, half a week. What do you guys think? There will be no placing bets on THIS page! Paste your bets really small in the comments! She can't see without her glasses, which she HATES wearing! She won't notice a thing! So, yeah. Sorry if I offended anyone there! It's not the ship I hate, it's the name!
Just a recap, I'll be posting new stuff soon, and cover art, editors, and pre-readers are needed! Thanks!
-Derpy 2
Now, remember what I said about the bets!
2039030 Yep. When she breaks, I'll post.
2039157 You're on. 4 1/2 days (she'll wake up at midnight screaming: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!). What did you say? Nothing. I've gotta go if I want dinner tomorrow night! She's on to me!