Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.

Well people here we are again, facing that all to familiar slap in the face known as writers block. At least Jake has a semi valid excuse what with being a marine serving his country some odd three thousand miles away from home and whatnot, lame excuse I know but none the less valid. Myself on the other hand have no reason better than 'I'm slow, a procrastinator, and quite simply needed a break.' A well deserved break. Rest assured however that more will come in dew time, in fact a great deal of things are already prepared and shall arrive when the time is right.
When we make our soon in coming return we shall make it in style, with a multi chapter release starting with the next instalment of Infinity's End which is sure to please. Following that will be another chapter of the Star Order Chronicles, and to top it all off there will be a few little additions to the Bottom Shelf as well.
To anyone waiting for an update to the Vampony Survival Guide Tales, apologies are in order as that is Jakes personal project and he's been kept away from it for quite some time. Fear not though, he is keen on continuing the project and will doubtlessly post an update on his work sometime in the near future. I can however give a few little tidbits that I've heard down the grape vine. There may or may not, [DATA EXPUNGED]-Jake. tread carefully Alex!
Now, one final thing before we rap this up. Or, was it two things? Oh right it was two things! Well first off, and this is still fairly hush hush around here mind you but word on the street is, Discord Finds an Easy Button might just be getting a sequel! What do you all think of that?
Oh and apparently there's some kind of human in Equestria thing in the works, but who really cares right. I mean, after that last bit of news it's kinda hard to sound excited about something else. Meh, no big deal their both months away at best. at worst it'll be summer before we find out for sure. And by the way, seems as though the easy button wasn't the only object of 'mischief' to fall into the land of ponies, wink.
So, that about covers all the bases for now I think. Let me see...Told them our excuses, about the upcoming return to power, possible sequel, possible new story, tell them to check the message board on our page. Oh, forgot to say that? Ok, well yeah, you should totally do that if you ever have a pondering as to whenever our stuff is going to update. The board will tell you all kinds of neat things, like what's coming up next, what its status is, and sometimes even when it will come out. If anyone was wandering it gets updated about once a week, no real schedule.
I believe that just about wraps this up, so for now I'll leave that to simmer and hopefully perk your interest for what comes next. Until that day, keep on keeping on Fimfiction!

Currently biting the head off a chocolate bunny~Dollars.

Frying my brain and body, and expunging data. -Jake