I realize that it's been a while...

I understand that it's been a while since I've posted anything, leaving any of my readers with a desire for more (if my fictions even warrant such longing). I want to say that I've become dreadfully busy, but that would be a complete and utter lie on my part.
Truth is, I've been uninspired. I haven't had the drive to write anymore, and that frustrates me to no end.
But, I'm developing an experimental solution:
Take down my fictions, rewrite them, and post them again with more polish than before.
What do you think of this plan, if you even care?
Half the time I think people are being sarcastic, mocking my writing and pretending that it is not the crap that it truly is.
God, I hate what comes out of my mouth and my pen.
Just... tell me your honest opinions. I probably won't believe you anyway.
Please.