50 Random-ass questions. · 9:17pm Apr 11th, 2014
So, a certain friend of mine did this pretty recently and infected me with the idea of doing it as well, and now I'm here to pass the disease on to you too.
Have fun! 
1. Are you male or female: Female... I so made your head spin around there didn't I. No, I'm a guy.
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be: Pegasus, although in all likely hood I'd be a changeling.
3. What would your cutie mark be: Probably and an eye or something like that, because I tend to view things a little differently than others, and look at everything way too deeply.
4. Where in Equestria would you live: Canterlot
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed: I did look up porn yesterday, although I don't think that's illegal now that I'm actually eighteen.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible: Depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I'll watch it, other times no.
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13):
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind: It's a beet up old Chevrolet Prizm with a ton of miles on it, a few dents in the side, terrible gas milage, and a crappy radio; and I love it more than anything. 
9. What is your dream car: I'm not really too big on cars so, I don't know, a truck maybe?
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have: Harley Davidson of course.
11. What is your dream motorcycle: Already stated
12. What is your dream mode of transportation: Instant transmission
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do: Instantly drop dead of a heart attack from the sudden horror of encountering so much hyper dimensional activity. Though hypothetically, if we were just talking about this in some fictional sense where we're not bound by the laws of normal human fragility, I'd probably hit up the library to see if it's possible for humans to tap into Equestria's magic.
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction:
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here: Probably stay there, just to fuck with some heads.
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction:
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies: Well lets see, first off Jake the Army Guy cause like him I too wouldn't last long without the fellowship of a brother metalhead. Secondly Darkside of the World, the man who not only got me into fan fiction writing, but just into literature in general. Then finally, Samuel L Jackson because Samuel L Jackson.
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why: Well Samuel L Jackson of course. English Mother Fucker do you speak it!
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count: History
20. What was your least favorite subject in school: Fuck! Calculus!
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer): I could name a few, but I have a very strict policy against saying anything bad about family members online. Plus, my uncles were drunk that 4th of July.
22. What is your sport of choice: Does martial arts count?
23. What sport do you just suck at: Everything other than martial arts.
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win: Taking into account that I know next to nothing about Deadpool, Pinkie pie by default.
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP: Attack on Titian
26. What would your dream Heaven be: My own personal world where I can act as God by bringing anything I want into existence and doing with it whatever the fuck I please.
27. Your personal hell:
Especially if it's Protestant.
28. Five favorite types of music: Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, and did I mention Black Sabbath?
29. Sexual preference: Fucked up beyond all recognizable comprehension.
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody: If you're talking about just in general I'd say Team Four Star's Hellsing abridged, but if you're asking for My little Pony abridged then I'd have to go with Ponypokey's Ultimate abridged series on the grounds that it's the only one so far that's gotten a significant amount of laughs out of me.
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Coke
32. Favorite drink with alcohol: Again, I'm underaged, although I did accidentally take a sip of champagne once, that I immediately spit out because alcohol tastes like shit.
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind: Tae Kwon Do, and I am a second degree black belt who is working on an instructor's license.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be: I'd add a bit more adventure to it.
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be: Mind control
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have: Either that or some other form of occult ability, maybe something to summon up demons from the pit of Tartarus.
37. Superhero, or Supervillain: Oh do I have to choose? Come on, it's like having to pick between men and women. Both are so attractive, why can't I have both?
38. Favorite movie of all time: The Shawshank Redemption
39. Least favorite movie of all time: It's funny. You ask me to name a good movie and I'd gladly hand you a twenty page list of them. Ask me to name a bad movie and I instantly draw a blank. I guess I just tend to completely forget about them after I'm done watching. Let's see... um... that penguin movie that Jim Carry was in? I don't even know the name.
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why: Batman, because batman.
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with: Rainbow Dash, just because I think she's the only one who'd tolerate my sarcasm.
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with: Princess Luna
43. Any pony you would want to date: Princess Luna
44. Sexiest person pony ever in your opinion: Princess mother fucking Luna
45. Any fears you would like to share: Wolves, or big dogs.
46. Is there a story behind this fear: Okay bare with me, because it's pretty fucking weird story. When I was about eight years old, I had a nightmare where the main character of Yu-yu-hakusho was watching a show on TV where two men were eating in a restaurant, when suddenly one of them turned into a werwolf, turned the other guy into a plate of pasta, and then began to eat him... so I guess there really never was a time when I wasn't fucked in the head to begin with.
47. How did you find fimfiction: Ran across it while I was googling pony fiction.
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it: I'd buy Disney, and make it awesome again.
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first: Run the country into the ground because I don't know shit about politics.
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him: Who the fuck is Captain Unstoppable?
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