50 Questions

Why the hell not?

1. First Name

Read the bible and you might be able to guess. The only hint I'm giving you is Genesis.

2. How old are you?

Nineteen. You?

3. What country are you from?

Good ol' USA.

4. What do you look like?

Well, I have apricot skin, glasses, average guy's brown hair, and a beard that looks like shit.

5. What do you wish you looked like?

Honestly, a pony. More specifically, Chance Grayheart from my story, YouTube Vlogs: Equestria.

6. How did you come across MLP:FiM?

Started out with me looking up 'Bass Cannon'. Then, Dasher gave me a crash course. My favorite character will always be Vinyl Scratch because of what he showed me.

7. What is your favorite ship?

Hmm, you gave me a hard one. Probably Vinyl x Human.

8. What is your least favorite ship?

Blueblood x Rarity, Blueblood x Celestia, Blueblood x anypony. I hate Blueblood.

9. Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?

Does messaging on Skype count?

10. Were they a family mem-

HELL NO. Don't even finish the question.

11. Favorite MLP episode?

Don't really have a favorite, yet. I guess the Past Twilight Future Twilight episode?

12. Who is your favorite superhero?

Uhh...I guess Goku.

13. Favorite anti-hero?

Hmm... I dunno exactly what an anti-hero is. If it's something like batman, then Vegeta.

14. Favorite supervillain?

Uhh, Fawful counts, right?

15. Favorite anti-villain?

Megamind. No bout adoubt it.

16. What was the last book you read?

I think it was 'Mark of Athena' by Rick Riordan.

17. Last movie you watched?

Iron Man 3.

18. Favorite song at the moment?

Tough choice. I think 'Fall of the Republic' by Arkasia.

19. What song do you always come back to?

Everything leads back to 'First of the Year' by Skrillex.

20. What is your current job?

Does babysitting my little sister count?

21. What job do you want in the future?

Video Game Design.

22. Dream job?

Making money by just playing video games. It's a dream job, so...

23. At this moment, what is your greatest achievement?

Hanging out with my two mexican friends and working hard digging for diamonds under the summer sun just to find out we got nothing. But we had fun, and that's all that mattered.

24. At this moment, what is your greatest failure?

Thinking I'm so smart I don't need to study to make good grades in college. Or perhaps just attending college.

25. Do you have any pets?

I used to. A dog named Buster.

26. What is your dream pet?

Twilight, obviously. She'd be able to help me anytime I needed it, and she'd steer me in the right direction.

27. Do you own any weapons?

Well, there's that knife set I got for Christmas...and the fists that I've never used...I'm not a very violent person.

28. Is there a gun you really want?

Yep. The only way to get them is to build my arm muscles.

29. What religion are you?

Christian.

30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?

Probably Bach. I could teach him Terravita's 'Bach Off,' or I could cool off with a little classical music. Yeah, I like classical and dubstep.

31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?

Abraham Lincoln. Because I want him to run for president again, so that he'll turn the economy in the right direction.

32. Are you political?

No, but I want someone to aid the world in some way.

33. Are you married?

Nope.

34. Do you have a girlfriend?

No. 19 and no girlfriend. Damn.

35. Have a crush on anyone?

Kinda, sorta, I guess, I dunno.

36. Care to explain?

Something complicated, I guess. I liked Heather, but I guess my feelings just drained away. Grew isolated, sorta, and now I like Twilight.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

No. I sometimes blame it on being fat.

38. If you could spend a day with someone alive, who would it be?

Probably Skrillex. He could teach me the basics of how to be a DJ and how to make dubstep. YouTube tutorials just don't cut it.

39. Who is your favorite pony?

Vinyl, Octavia, or Rainbow Dash.

40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?

Even if I had one, it wouldn't be a secret if I told people.

41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?

My current story, YouTube Vlogs: Equestria.

42. Are you a virgin?

Yep. At this rate, I'm never getting laid.

43. Craziest thing you have done in your life?

Driving at night with the headlights off.

44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?

Beyblade, Pokemon, or Dragon Ball Z.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?

Nope.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

What fetish?

47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?

The Angel of Equestria, Becoming One with the Beat, Becoming One with the Beat: Assimilation, Quantum Castaways, Dash of Humanity, and Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn. If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.

48. Favorite quote?

"Never give up, never surrender." ~Peter Q. Taggart, Galaxy Quest

49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?

I've always been on the receiving end.

50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?

Yep. I honestly want to meet the Element of Honesty. Honest!

I don't really know what this stuff is all about, but I decided to try it, I guess.