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Honey Mead


"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

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  • 205 weeks
    Nothing changes if you don't change it

    And it is long past time for a change.

    #BlackLivesMatter

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  • 284 weeks
    Two and a half years?

    Holy shit. Is there anyone even here anymore?

    I hope so, the idea of shouting into the unhearing void doesn't sit well with me.

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  • 414 weeks
    A Comic Preformer

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  • 434 weeks
    Wait for it....

    (Psst. 2:50)

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  • 435 weeks
    When people ask me why I'm excited for Deadpool, I can now show them this...


    (... and they will have no idea why I'm giggling like a mad man.)

    7 comments · 543 views
Apr
6th
2014

RIP · 4:07pm Apr 6th, 2014

Honey Mead sat unmoving, save for the occasional gust of wind that pushed him almost to tipping, only to rock back to his haunches when it passed. His chest expanded with breath, only because it was easier than the alternative. He picked up his forehoof and, with a hesitance that only futility can bring, he tapped the white box before him. A hollow, empty sound echoed from within; a cavernous sound that spoke of death and loss, made all the more terrible in his ear for the silence that followed. The winter was always hardest on the little ones.

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Comments ( 3 )

noo! you die and I swear I will ship you with bulk biceps!

1986287
That... would not be pleasant.

I'm fine... my beehive on the other hand did not survive the winter.

1986301 ok no shipping but sorry for your bees dude

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