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TheFIMguru


I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.

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  • 517 weeks
    The new story has landed!

    I can't remember if this site informs followers when new stories have been made, I've been away for so long. Instead of researching this, I have decided that it is a better use of my time to inform you this way. Do not question me.

    You can find the story here.

    That's all for now, folks. This is TheFIMguru, signing off.

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  • 518 weeks
    New story inbound

    On one of my drunken misadventures I wrote a short gangster-esque thing revolving around the Apple Family, just over 1000 words. I ended up polishing it a bit and giving it some more thought, bringing it up to FiMFic standard. I thought it would be a good idea to tag it "Dark" since there'll definitely be some grim subjects cropping up later, but for now it's just some mild blood and gore.

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  • 518 weeks
    Nobody tongues my anus but me!

    I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!

    I'm changing my password.

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  • 524 weeks
    So... I just uploaded EVERY song I haven't published yet.

    Just what it says on the tin! I uploaded another... six new songs? That's a total of ten now. They're only on Soundcloud at the moment since it's such a hassle to get YouTube to cooperate, but free downloads are enabled, as usual. Go check it out if you like. It's a mix of smooth, relaxing instrumental stuff and electronic idiocy. Enjoy!

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  • 526 weeks
    Another song upload.

    Just uploaded another song. It's been a while since I last made an upload so I didn't bother wasting time with the voting and just picked one at random. It's only on Soundcloud at the moment since I'm ill and can't be bothered to spend ages getting it ready for YouTube. Anyways, sorry about all the clipping at the beginning. Did as much as I could about that, but it wasn't enough. :/

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Mar
20th
2014

Voting once more · 9:37pm Mar 20th, 2014

Just what it says on the tin, you've got a full day to choose a song for me to upload. Links to previous uploads at the bottom. As usual, free downloads through Soundcloud.

Tracks to vote from:

"24-Hour Industrial City"
An industrial trance and techno track reflecting how a work day would sound, building up with business as the day goes on. It even has a lunch break. Probably my favourite track I've made yet.

"Breakbeat Insanity"
Breakbeat insanity. Not much else to say, really.

"Content"
A progressive chill-out track.

“Dissonant Hearts”
A mysterious, piece in a minor key.

"Everfree"
A dark, mysterious hip-hop-esque track.

"Journeys"
A relaxing, progressive, ambient trance thing.

Tracks already uploaded:

“Distances”
Another smooth, relaxing track with violins and piano in lead. Soundcloud link. YouTube link.

"Hold Onto Your SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
Chiptune/club-house insanity. Soundcloud link. YouTube link.

"Paradise"
Another chill-out track I imagine hearing while sitting sitting in a deck-chair, pina colada in hand, watching the sun set behind the ocean beyond the palm trees. Soundcloud link. YouTube link.

"Realm of Infinite Sunshine"
Another chill-out to serenade you to sleep with saxophone and congas. Soundcloud link. YouTube link.

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