Said Up Jump The Boogie To The Rhythm Of The Boogie The Beat · 6:18am Mar 2nd, 2014
Hello, fellow FIMFictioners! I know that you've all been clamoring for a little bit of Cade YYZ, and in the next paragraph or so I plan on FUCKING DELIVERING.
Okay, you brain-dead sons of female rapists. First of all, I released my newest clmedy "Michael Bay Saves Canterlot.". While it was indeed fucking beautiful, the results were not nearly as great as those of "The Mane Six Take Prince Blueblood Hostage", which was actually on the Popular page for a moment or two. I don't understand! WHY CAN NONE OF MY FICS DUPLICATE THAT SUCCESS!?!?
On another note, I am currently in the market for a co-author and a few editors for my upcoming comedy "Applejack Shoots Jesus". It's actually a pretty thoughtful comedy in comparison to my others, which involves our favorite hick accidentally capping Jesus and the Mane Six trying to keep God from finding out about it.
I'm just as scared as you are, people.
-Cade YYZ
I... I think I love you.
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Really?
You shall be my wife.
1887905 And they said I was gonna die alone. Woohoo! Take that, mom!